1. Use your Mastercard to pay your visa.
2. When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
3. Dance naked in front of your pets.
4. Put your child's clothes on backwards and send them off to
preschool as if nothing was wrong.
5. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman
numerals.
6. Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss'
wife.
7. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
8. Drive to work in reverse.
9. Polish your car with ear wax.
10. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back
to you.
11. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
12. Write a short story; using alphabet soup.
13. Lie on your back eating celery....using your navel as a salt dipper.
14. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they're in
jail.
15. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
