"He looks so fine--too bad he's got no brain."
"He's very nice, but desperate and weak."
"This one's an ass, this one is hard to train,
he's taken, gay, asexual, a freak..."
The standard that a woman uses tells
A little of the "universal code"
Of male behavior drawing wedding bells
Or one-night-stands, but no one rule set showed
The depth of nuance females share in all,
the way her heart works, when it does, and why
the understanding reached with men is small--
how bothersome to be a lovelorn guy.
Advice? The South Seas call--prevent the damage;
Go love a girl who cannot speak your language.