"The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide."
Kurt Vonnegut, preface to Welcome to the Monkey House
"Eve, do you feel like a pizza?"
Shannon, Bellingrath Hall Social Room
"A watch is a device used for telling us exactly how much time we do not have."
Eve, from a mini-lecture in a Bowling Green, KY movie theatre parking lot
"Every night I cut out my heart, but in the morning, it was full again."
The English Patient
"You're standing on my neck."
Daria theme song
"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it."
Hobbes, from Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes: It's A Magical World
"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
Benjamin Disreali
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales and books written by rabbits."
The Last Unicorn
"I write the songs that make the whole world suck!"
Beastie Boys, from Hello Nasty
"...a mist, a smoke, and a sun;
a wind, fire-flies, and a fire;
lightnings, a clear crystal, and a moon."
Part Two of the Svetasvatara Upanishad
"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?"
Calvin, from Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes: It's a Magical World