Beavis & Buttheads: Choose You Own Band Name Table


Directions (huh... heh, heh): Like, combine any name from column A with any name from column B, or combine one from column B with one from column C; or for maximum results: one from column A, with one from column B, with one from column C, eh?

 A			 B			 C
===			===			===
Satan's 		Death			Ship
Flying			Candy			Wheel
Burnt			Fire			Head
Black			Cancer			Peppers
Steel			Fokker			Maiden
Atomic			Waste			Basket
Poison			Monkey			Boner
German			Frogurt			Drug
Children of (the)	Love			Machine
Screaming		Coma			Ryche
Golden			Clam			Rats
Def			Desire 			Stick
Fatal			War			Snake
Albino			Meat			Pod

Examples:


You should stress, however, that for Heavy Metal Band names it is critically important that you misspell words and add as many extra V's, X's, Y's and Z's as possible. Examples:

If you can't misspell words, then at least fold in some unnecessary German pronunciation, as in: Flaming Sputum (where the first 'u' has an umlaut).


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