Top 5 reasons why Boeing planes are better than Federation Starships:
5. Our airplanes are designed by people who read Dilbert and Far Side.
4. Life forms never devolve or evolve during a flight.
3. We don't have to worry about warp-core breaches every other flight.
2. We only get shot at by Russians, not Klingons.
1. We have seatbelts for the flight crew.