15 ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS
1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
2. Thursday night -- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to
follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have
a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth
of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones
will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed," accompanied by
the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see
the minister in his study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water."
One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation
will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the
cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the
new carpet will come forward and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen inthe church basement Friday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.