So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking
for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks
per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving
261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day
away from work, you have used up 170 days. Leaving only 91 days
available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for
23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one
hour lunch period daily, you have used up another 46 days leaving
only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days available for work. We offer 5 holidays per year,
so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously
give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves you only l day
available for work and I'll be damned if you're going to take
that day off!