It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals
have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation
between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily
offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
The management does, however, realize the importance of each person
being able to express their feelings when communicating with their
fellow employees.
Therefore, the management has compiled the following coded list.
It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize these
coded phrases so that proper exchange of ideas and information
can continue.
OLD PHRASES............................NEW PHRASES
No fucking way.........................I'm not certain that's feasible
Tell someone who gives a shit..........Perhaps you should check with....
It's not my fucking problem............I wasn't involved in that project.
Why the fuck didn't they tell me sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that.
He's got his head up his ass............He's not familiar with the problem.
Eat shit................................You don't say?
Eat shit and die........................Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker.......... Excuse me, sir?
What the fuck do they want from me?.....They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass.............................So you would like my help with it?
Shove it up your ass....................I don't think you understand.
This job sucks shit.....................I love a challenge.
Another fucking meeting?................Yes, we should discuss this.
I don't really give a shit..............I don't think it will be a problem.
He's fucking retarded...................He's confused.