Once again the female staff of the University will be offering
courses to men regardless of their marital status. Please note
that the names of some of the courses have recently been changed.
Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory.
The seminars are in great demand so please register early.
1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. PMS -- Learning when to keep your mouth shut
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas -- Give Us Money
6. Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly: Don't Wash My Silk)
8. Parenting -- No It Does Not End With Conception
9. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When you're Obviously Wrong
10. Spelling -- Even You Can Get It Right
11. You -- Understanding the Weaker Sex
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. How to Stay Awake After Sex
14. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But In The Toliet
15. Garbage -- Getting it to the Curb
16. #101 -- You Can Fall Asleep Without It if You Really Try
17. #202 -- The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take A shower
18. How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (should be taken in conjunction with Seminar #31)
19. Give Me A Break -- Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit
20. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
21. How To Go Shopping With A Woman Without Getting Lost
22. The Remote Control -- Overcoming Your Dependency
23. Romanticism -- Other Ideas Besides Sex
24. Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
25. Changing Your Underwear -- It Really Works
26. How Not To Act Younger Than your Children
27. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
28. Honest You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson -- Especially When You're Naked
29. The Attainable Goal -- Omitting #(%#$=FF From Your Vocabulary
30. Why Fluffing The Blankets After Farting IS NOT Necessary
31. Learning To Aim Straight -- It Can Be Done
32. Male Bonding -- Leaving Your Friends at Their Homes