You look pretty ready to me
Almost but after all
I can wash out 44 pairs of socks
And have them hanging out on the line
I can starch and iron 2 dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dipperful of lard
From the drippings can
Throw it in the skillet
Go out and do my shopping
Be back before it melts in the pan
Cause I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
I can rub and scrub this house
Till it shinning like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car
And powder my face at the same time
I can get all dress up
Go out and swing till 4 am and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6
And start all over again
Cause I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
If you come to me sickly
You know that I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me hexed up
You know that I'm gonna break that spell
If you come to me hungry
You know that I'm gonna fill you, full of grits
If it's loving you're lacking
I'll kiss you and give you the shrivery fits
Cause I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
From here to kingdom come
I can play the numbers, pay my bills
And still end up with some
I gota 20 dollar gold piece
Says there's nothing I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
Cause I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
Cause I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N
And that's all
