| Sonny: | Hi, this is Sonny |
| Cher: | And Cher |
| Sonny:
| And this is the other side of our record When you cut a record Every one always asks you What you are gonna put on the other side And you usually put another song Sometimes it’s hard to get another song Or to think of another song And I thought it would be nice Just to get a chance to talk to you And say thank you For everything you’ve done for us I don’t see why this can’t be done I hope you agree What do you think Cher? |
| Cher: | That’s ok with me |
| Sonny: | It’s ok with you It’s ok with me too |
| Cher: | I think you should put the music down Before the words down |
| Sonny: | What music? |
| Cher: | To this song |
| Sonny: | There is no song |
| Cher: | No, really |
| Sonny: | Really what? There is no song I’m just plinking on the piano I only know seven chords any ways So it doesn’t make any difference What do you mean We should put the music first |
| Cher: | I’m not gonna say anything to you Come on Sonny |
| Sonny: | You’re not gonna say anything, why? |
| Cher: | Because you’re making me embarrassed |
| Sonny: | Don’t be embrassed You’re just talking to a microphone And that’s all You have nothing to say at all |
| Cher: | No |
| Sonny: | I didn’t know you were bashful When you get up on stage You’re not bashful Now you’re talking to a microphone You’re in a studio all by yourself And you’re bashful You don’t like this song? |
| Cher: | No, I don’t like this song |
| Sonny: | I’ll try to write you a new one I like it, I think Well Cher you got to say something Cher don’t be bashful |
| Cher: | I can’t think of any thing to say |
| Sonny: | You always think of something To say around the house You never without words then |
| Cher: | I can’t help it, I’m bashful |
| Sonny: | Ok I glad I found that out After two years of marriage |
| Cher: | Well I can sing some thing |
| Sonny: | I don’t have a song for you to sing Well just say something |
| Cher: | Hello |
| Sonny: | That was very clever |
| Cher: | I thought you’d like that |
| Sonny: | That’s the most original thing you said Any ways we thought We break a precedent And just say hello to every body And that’s the purpose behind this And thanks again |
| Cher: | Me too |
| Sonny: | Cher too, bye |
