Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

• Grimace painfull while smacking your forehead and mutter: ' Shut up dangit, all of you just shut up! '
  
  
• On the highest floor, hold the doors open and demand that they stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go ' plink ' '
  
  
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, ' I've got new socks on! '
  
  
• Jump up and down like a five year old and giggle every time the elevator stops.
  
  
• When the elevator is quiet look around and ask, ' Is that your beeper? '
  
  
• Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall, without getting off.
  
  
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passangers that this is your 'personal space'
  
  
• Meow occasionally
  
  
• Stare at one of the passangers for a while then announce, ' your one of THEM !' and move to the far corner.
  
  
• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors then act embarrassed when the open up themselves.
  
  
• Whistle the first seven notes to ' It's a small world after all ' incessantly
  
  
• Walk in with a cooler that says ' human head ' on the side
  
  
• Sniff the air a couple of times, then start gagging. Pinch your nose and ask in a high pitched voice ' OK, which one of you guys farted?'
  
  
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