THE GOLD BAR
This fellow comes home from a bar and is very drunk. His wife
asks him
where he was and he replies that he was at a bar that had
Gold Carpet,
Gold Curtains, Gold Shot Glasses and even a Gold Urinal.
His wife told him to go to bed as he was drunk, and that no
bar has a
Gold Urinal, so he went to bed. She got to wondering where he
was that
night, so she called the 1st bar and asked bartender if they
had Gold
Carpet, which he replied "No!" So, she called the 2nd bar
and asked
if they had a Gold Carpet, and the bartender also said "No,
they
didn't."
As a last resort, she called the last bar and asked the same
question.
The bartender answered back saying "Yes! We even have Gold
Curtains and
Gold Shot Glasses." His wife asked the bartender if she could
ask him
one more question. He said "Go for it."
She asked him if they happened to have a Gold Urinal, then
she could
hear the bartender holler "Hey, Mac! Take the other line, I
think we
have a lead on that guy who pissed in the Saxophone."
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