The Ebonics Crimmus Poem!!
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus and all over the hood ereybody wuz sleepin, day wuz sleepin good. We hunged up our stockuns an hoped lack de heck dat ole sanna clause be bringin our check. All of duh famly wuz layin in de beds, while rippie and thunderbird danced thu day heads. I passed out inna flo right nex to my maw, when I heard sech a fuss I thunk it mus be de law!!! I looked out tru de bars, what covered my doe spectin de sheriff wif a warrant fo sho! And what did I see? I said, "Lawd look at dat!" Dey wuz a huge watuhemellon pulled by giant wauf rats! Nah obuh all de years Sanna Clause, he bees white, but he looks liken us bros, Iz uh black Sanna dis nite. Fastuh den a Po'lecs car, my home boy he came, he whupped on dem wauf rats an called dem by name! On Leroy, on Lonzo an on Chenequa, dey wuz a site to see. As he landed dat wattuhmellon out dey in a skreet I knowed it was fo' sho da damndest site I ebber did see. He didn't go down no chimbley, he picked da' lock on my doe, an I sez to myself "Shit" he done dis befoe! He had dis big bag full of preznuts I spect wid Air Jordans and fake gold to wear roun' my neck. Be he left no good prezents jus started stealin my shit, got muh drugs, got muh guns, even go my burgla kit! Wit my stuff in de bag out da window he flewed I woudda tried to catched him, but dat niggah stoled my 'nife too! He jumpted on dat wadduhmellon, an whipped out a switch he wuz gone in a seccon, dat son of a bitch! Next year I bees hopin Anutha Sanna we git, cuz dis here Sanna clause jus ain't werf a shit!!
