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La la la la, I forgot my words. -Tori
My estrogen put me over the top. -Lora
"I hate milk with ice in it."
"I hate people who come up and drink out of MY glass and then complain about how I fix MY drink."
-Kaye, Dad
If you can't find something you like there, then you should just die. -Me
Friday plus ten is not Thursday. -Me
I love quotes, in case you didn't know.
Yes, based on observation and examination, I have come to that junction.
-Me, Josh
I don't think the word "mojo" is anywhere in the Bible. -Me
I, personally, don't like to get schmoochems in front of large hordes of drunken gypsies. -Me
If you would have done that at the beginning of school it wouldn't have been cool. But if you did it now, well, come to think of it . . . it wouldn't be cool now, either. -Me
Look, it's Kelly, Sarah, and I heart my cat! -Me
No offense or anything, but you don't look like Tinky Winky. -Me
She's not the sharpest crayon in the Crayola box. -Me
Well, she's got a few things to do, so we have time to look for sex in the clouds if you want to. -Me
You just waltz in, be loud, take gum, I SEE HOW IT IS!! -Me
"How To Be Your Own Veterinarian" - that's a good book to have: how to kill your own horse. -Dad
If a gnat farts in Poland, someone in Nashville is kin to them. -Dad
Well, we're fixin' to leave. We should be here when you get back, and if we're not here then, we'll be back later. If we're not back later, we'll be back sometime. If we're not back sometime we'll be back eventually. If we're not back eventually, then you just enjoy the place. -Dad
He's gonna go to the bathroom, while I change fonts, I think I'll laugh out loud. -Katie C
I just want to marry him, have sex with him for a week and then die. -Katie C
I don't like numbers. They are eeeevil. -Amanda D
My car sounds like a diesel truck. There's one behind me, that's why. -Amanda D
You scared me so bad, my toe hurts! -Amanda D
Not all women are anesthetically pleasing. -Eli
Screw you with an "F"! -Eli
Oh, good lord! What just happened? -Chris D, in a very matron-like tone
Ugh! Ewwww! This stuff is awful! It has a nasty aftertaste! This is killer! . . . Hey, gimme some more. -Chris D, after tasting grape-flavored dental floss
It's a blue cock!
My blue cock is headless. -Meagon, Eli
The great thing about theatre people is that they make us music people look normal. -Dr. Farnsley
Eric, I know you think I'm going to hell, but I'm NOT. -Erica
Even though he is the spawn of satan, this snake is a wonderful example of texture. -Erica
I just burped and it tasted like Tequila and chicken noodle soup. -Erica
It's okay. I read Cosmo. -Erica
My keyboard is nasty. You have been putting nast in my keyboard, haven't you? -Erica
Oh my god! There's the boy I want to have sex with! Hey, do you care if we, like, wreck so he'll have to stop? -Erica
Talk to the girl on the bed! Talk to the girl on the bed! -Erica
No offense. God made dirt and dirt don't hurt. -Jason H
All god's children need powder. -Beth
Stop having sex with me! Quit it! -She wants to remain anonymous
Maybe it's my ignorance and maybe it's my innocence, but what is Parcheesi?
It's a board game.
No, really, what is it?
-Jae, Erica, Jae
Cows in a huddle means tomorrow's a puddle. -Sage farming advice from Valentine
Everyone thinks everyone else is hard to figure out because they are not themselves. -Valentine
Everything we say is a quote, acutally. Because we're just cool like that. Valentine
I know what happy smells like. -Valentine
So i was all forlorn and lonesome in the corner talking to the fraternity boys... -Valentine
You breathe funny. (giggle giggle giggle)-Valentine
You! You took my stall! . . . Oh, cursed day! -Valentine
You're not people! You're my friend! -Valentine
If I had it, I would. -Jimmy, really drunk, trying to explain to Erica and I that if he had not dropped out of school, he would have papers to do also.
I wish I could be where I was before I came here. -Eric
I'm going to make a friend named "Aaaaaaaa Aaa". -Eric
Of course a boat goes faster than a rock. -Eric
Ooooooh, neat! -Eric, as the Prince in Cinderella, picking up Cinderella's imaginary shoe
So he says to me, "Shut up, Stephen" and that was my first clue. -Eric
The louder I am the MORE LOGICAL I AM!! -Eric
That's a prince of a different color.-Leslie
For a driver, you sure are cocky.
For a manager, you sure are dumb.
-Bob, Doug
Life is short. Don't be a dick. -Bob's bumper sticker
Look like you're in love! I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH YOUR PARTNER. JUST LOOK AT THEM LIKE YOU WANT TO! -Dr. Menefee
God planted pot. Or else he wouldn't want us to drink it . . . or eat it . . . or smoke it. -She wants to remain anonymous
Whack, whack, whack. You have to appreciate it when I do it because I make sound effects. -TJ
I don't like candy. But if I did I think I would like Reeces Pieces. There is no logic attatched to this. -Shawna
BREATH! You illiterate fuck! -Luke (The Stary, Scary, Evil Boy of Death)
The volleyball courts are calling my name. They're saying, "Brandon . . . Brandon . . . come and tromp on us!" -Brandon
You! You wicked, evil person! You die and go to hell, you piece of shit! -apparently the way Zach greets his friends
