Quotes by Not-So-Famous People
(a.k.a. my friends)
2001

Did y'all ever notice that Tonya has really knobby knees? You could scratch your armpit on there! -Jeannie

I was going to get you spoons, bowls, and cups like you asked, but instead I got you this piñata. -Me

You can either have a baby boy or go on a picnic.
I'll go on a picnic.
-Me, Tracy

Leap Day should have another name instead of a dumb name like Leap Day. It should have a good name like "Transvestite". -Philip

The window is open and I didn't kiss him. -Philip

You know what my favorite thing about Zach is? He doesn't beat me up. -Philip

Do you want me to hold the camera or should I pinch my own head? -Jessi

Can I borrow a cup?
No you can't! No no no no no!
I'll take that as a yes.
-Our neighbor, Tonya

I'm quotable when I'm funny. -T.J.