But, morons will be morons and until we get someone up there who isn't a moron, then we'll never be any better off than we are now. -Jeannie
Have you tried it?
No.
Then you're wrong!
-If I had tried it, I wouldn't be wrong
I don't have to be drunk to be dumb. -Me
I'm always excited by random sequences of numbers that aren't random. I'll shut up now. -Me
*Dad's cell phone rings*
Me: Oooh! William Tell!
Dad: William Tell? Hell! That's the Lone Ranger!
Me: It's good to be home.
"Rrrr hypotenuse wah wah wah seven blah blah clean off the board" ... that's MY intelligent comment of the day. -Me
You're all trying to be cool and stuff. But the ball knows you're not. -Me
Those are not some of my favorite things like moondrops and roses and red rubber puppies. -Philip attempts to be Julie Andrews
I forgot to tell you that one’s got a sucky second valve slide, man. -Announced by Brandon from the audience to Chris (onstage) IN THE MIDDLE OF A RECITAL
Good ideas are good. -My former boss in a Zen moment
WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
public restrooms trying to poop or in the stall next to someone who is pooping...I am a giggler when I hear the little farts -Wendy
I cant believe they let people who arent accountants set the budgets -Shawna
I'm so sorry to rob the Peter. What does that mean? -Guy in Ethics class robbing Peter to pay Paul
