~Kewl Moffatt Quotes~
The following, are quotes that the Moffatts have said !! They are either from concerts, videos, or songs !! If you heard something really funny said by one of them, or just want to add a quote from your favorite somg on here, you can email Erin at Kraz4Moff@aol.com, Leah at MoffPowr13@aol.com, or both of us at ErinLeahLuvMoffs@hotmail.com. All you have to tell us is the quote, your name, and where you heard it from and we will add it here ~!! Enjoy!
The following quotes were submitted by Erin. They are from Unionville, Pa.
A lil' convo. between Clint and Scott:
"Don't Mess with THE MAN!"~Clint
"Your Not A Man! Your A Boy!"~Scott
"Well, I see a man inside of me! *grrrr*"~Clint
Just a Few More from Unionville !!
"Scott, we PAID your way out of that mental instatution!"~Clint
"*looks at fans photograph* That's when I had a tan!"~Scott
"But what about your zit?!"~Clint
"I need some security here! This guys getting WAY out of hand!"~Clint (that guy was Scott! *LOL*)
"Happy Birthday Erin!"~The Moffatts
The following Quotes were submitted by Shannon C.
"You want ME to have that?!"-Scott (When I gave him a gift)
"If you give you usually get something in return, but it's really nice to give."-Scott
The following quotes were submitted by Vaaalerie.
~Nope, I sign first! That's the rules. Don't follow the rules, you go to jail! (Bob to Scott)
~You're so confused Bob...Bob is a confused guy. (Scott)
~What is that smell? It smells like the heaters went on. (Scott) / This place is totally LOADED with heaters! (Bob)
~What is that there? Were you even looking when you signed that? (Bob to Scott)
~Just give me the camera. Hand it over and nobody gets hurt. (Bob)
~He never knows anything, he's just the busdriver. (Bob)
~You got 5 dollars? No? Well next time bring lots of money. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding! (Scott to an 8 year old boy asking him to sign his T-shirt)
~He's missing a couple of brain cells. (Scott about Dave) /A couple?! (Dave)
~Now you look like you could work a camera! ( to my mom who was video taping)
I thought he said you could work at K-Mart. (Scott)/ I would never say that! People with ears could hear me! (Bob)
~I don't hate you, you're just mean to me. (Dave) (I had just said "Do you really hate me?" because he seems to be jealous of me liking Clint!)
The following quotes were submitted by Leah.
"Do i Rrrock? Am I cool? Cooler than him?"--Bob
"Am I evil? Yes I am!"--Scott
"I think shes cute.."--Dave
"Excuse me..I am NOT a loser!!"--Clint
"She wants a picture of me so Im gettin the money!"--Clint
"Ohh....I like it. Yes I like it!"--Scott
"She can gamble now!"--Clint
"Chef booooyaaardeee"--Dave
"Bummer!"--Scott and Clint in unison
"What is your name?"--Scott
The following quotes were submitted by Heather.
"Theres a rain comin!!"-- Bob to me at Plymouth, NH
"Are those Calvin Klein clothes?"--Bob to me at Auburn, NY
The following quotes were submitted by Heidi.
"That's Scott's but you can have it"--Clints mouth Iowa
"YOU LIVE WITH A COW??? A real COW??"--David's mouth Iowa
"They were but I wasn't....I just wasn't nervous"--Bob's mouth Baby Moffatts
"Look! It's a pelequin!"(I doubt that how you spell it!)
--Clint Moffatt; Dunkirk, NY 1997 Submitted By Sue.
"Scott can do anything" -Clint Moffatt 6/19/97 Submitted by Jennifer K.
"It's dead, it's dead, it's really really dead" ~Bob talking about a dead rose that was given to Dave. Submitted by Nikki.
Now here are some quotes from some of the Kewlest Moffatt Songs around !! Next to the song is who submitted it !!!
"I'll Be there for you..When you need somebody..I'll Be there for you.. When you want someone who cares..when your down and feelin' blue, I'll be there..I'll be there for you..when you call me I'll be there..na na na na na.." ~ From "I'll Be There For You" Submitted by Erin.
"I could never make it without you..yes its true..I wanna be with only you! Now and forever you and me together..I can't believe true I'm so in love with you. Now and forever you and me together..I wanna be with you now and forever and ever..whoa whoa oh woo oh..I wanna be with you !!" ~ From "Now and Forever" Submitted by Erin.
"Believe in your dreams and they'll come true, follow your heart in whatever you do" ~ From "Believe In Your Dreams" Submitted by Shannon C.
"You can be sure that I'll open my door, just knock" ~ From "Just Knock" Submitted by Shannon C.
"These dreams I have are special, because a dream can come true" ~ From "All I HAve Is A Dream" Submitted by Shannon C.
Here are some quotes from their home videos !!
"Gop candidate Bob Doylie who just turn 73...73 runnin for president at 73 he's gunna have a heat attack" ~ Scott (moffatt madness) Submitted by Heidi.
"That's why we're so smart about sports!" ~ Bob (moffatt madness) Submitted by Sue.
"Ladies and Gentle men this is Sco-- Dad if you're watching, Dad, Moffatt if you're watching this is Scott playing gameboy beFORE the next show, so if ya wanna give him a lickin thats ok..." ~ Bob (moffatt madness) Submitted by Jenna.
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