Good Boyfriends: Minimum Requirements

1. A boyfriend's biceps must be bigger than his ear lobes.
2. You boyfriend must be willing to hand over the control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming or extreme distortions of his face.
3. Your boyfriend must be able to remember both your first and last name within 10 minutes of watching Baywatch.
4. A boyfriend's vocabulary must include at least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of grunts, snorts and belches.
5. Your boyfriend should be able to defend you against at least 2 thugs. If you're willing to help, then it should go up to 6.
6. The sound level of a boyfriend eating a cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibles...unless he does it in under 6 seconds.
7. Your boyfriend must be able reserve at least 15 minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars, super models, or science fiction movies.
8. Boyfriends must know the difference between right and wrong...you're right and they're wrong!
9. Your boyfriend's idea of a date must on occasion include the possibility of him spending money.
10. Your boyfriend must be able to dance at least on dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey.
11. Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair should never look like a nest for rodents, 2) his hair should never look better than yours, 3) his hair should never be longer than yours.
12. A boyfriend's idea of a sensative and emotionally satisfying movie should not include any films with Clint, Arnold, or Bruce in it.
13. Ideally, boyfriends should be able to dress themselves with syle and flair...or at least just be able to dress themselves.
14. You must not be able to smell your boyfriend's breath beyond a radius of 4 feet.
    
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