The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles. These are rea titles that, if you really wanted to, you could go and buy on CD.
Do You Love as Good as You Look?
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
Her Teeth Were Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dawg Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just a Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In PRison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heat And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
