Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call it a "building"? It looks as though it is finished. Why not call it a "built"?
Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Would someone explain the signs that say, "No animals allowed except for seeing eye dogs". Who is it for, the dog or the blind person?
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why doesn't Tarzen have a beard?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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