#1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.
#2. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.
#3. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs.
#4. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding the late delivery of previous month's last - minute panic jobs.
#5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with the removal of non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.
#6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.
Courtesy of Sandy & Bill Eakle
