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About the Site Idiot

JC Johnson

Hey, I'm very much alive and well, but of course, you already guessed that. I wrote this site in response to the dismay by the American public to the "fakeness" of the Blair Witch Project. To avoid a lawsuit, I didn't use anything from their site, or their related sites.

I own my own company and I work in the Nashville music business. I was out at the real Bell Witch Cave while taking photos for the site. While there I met the Cave Guide, Lisa. Lisa said something that summed up my whole trip for me. I asked Lisa if she was ever scared of the Cave, with the Bell Witch in it, here is her response, which I find fitting for this Spoof Site:

"It's not the Thing (Bell Witch) in the Cave that scares me, It's the Things on the Outside (People)" Lisa, Guide, The Bell Witch Cave.

I guess that pretty much sums it up, enjoy the site!

JC