I LEARNED FROM COMPUTERS
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE
Get with the program
There's no speed limit on the
information SuperhighwayIt's okay
if there's a mouse in the house
Don't byte off more than you can
processIt's better to be hard
than floppyIt's okay to act SCSI
every once in a whileSome people
just can't hack it"Spellchecker"
is the best thing since sliced bread![]()
You're only as popular as your
screen saverYou can judge a person
by the peripherals they keep![]()
You can never tell when you're going
to crashKeep a font memory with you
at all timesIf you have a lot
of Internal Drive, You'll probably
go farSome mornings it's just
impossible to get Booted Up![]()
Keep your hands off other people's
gigabytesDon't forget how much
memory you haveIt's okay if
you need a little tech support now
and thenIn cyberspace, no one
can hear you scream![]()
And Remember...
Don't just nibble at life's opportunities,
take a megabyte
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