My Collection of Bumper Stickers

Hey I have a list of bumper stickers that are really made, I hope you have a good time here!!

**This one is just for Haley--Born to mow.

*Procrastination-I’ll deal with it sooner or later.

*Be Patriotic-question authority.

*If you can read this, you’re too close to my car.

*My other car is a stealth bomber.(on the back of the car of a member of the air force)

*Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

*Horn broken, watch for finger.

*My kid had sex with your honor student.

*If at first you do not succeed, try not to look astonished.

*I.R.S: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

*Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you’re an a**hole.

*OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

*It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

*Forget about world peace, visualize using your turn signal.

*Warning: Dates in calander are closer than they appear.

*We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

*Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

*He who laughs last is slow.

*Always remember, you are unique, just like everybody else.

*Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

*Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

*Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

*i souport publik edekasion

*Be nice to your kids, they will choose your nursing home.

*3 kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

*Ever stop to think and forget to start again.

*I am just driving this way to pi$$ you off.

*Reality is a crutch for people that can’t handle drugs.

*Hang up and drive.

*Lord save me from your followers.

*Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.

*I said ‘no’ to the drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

*Lottery: a tax on people that are bad at math.

*Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice Doggie!’ till you can find a rock.

*Save the planet!(kill yourself)

*Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

*As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

*Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.

*I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

*Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

*Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

*Your kid may be an honor student, but you are still an idiot.

*It’s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

*When you do a good deed get a receipt, in case heaven is like the I.R.S.

*(on the back of a horse trailer) Don’t be what you see! *Stop reading this and watch where you are driving.

*I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

*Hard work has a future, Laziness pays off now.

*I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

*I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight.

*I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

*Adopt a teenager while he still knows everything.

And My All Time Favorite!!

*Confusion not only reigns, it pours!