DUMB BLOND JOKES

hey!! LOL ok i know i'm a blonde but i am a fake blond! yeah it's dyed!! *laughs evilly* anyway, here are some jokes! i thought they were rather amusing ;)

DUMB BLOND JOKES

• Q.) Why did the blond have TGIF written on her shoes? A.) Toes Go In First
• Q.) Why did the blond snort Nutra-Sweet? A.) She thought it was diet *coke*
• Q.) What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands over her ears? A.) Trying to hold on to a thought
• The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went. It finally dawned on her.
• A blond was on a date w/her boyfriend and they went for a walk outside. The boyfriend leaned over to give the blond a kiss, but instead he blew in her ear. She replied with *thanks for the refill*
• A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying *21, 21,21* a blond walks up and sees her and starts doing the same saying *21, 21,21* suddenly the brunette hears a whistle and jumps off the tracks just as the blond gets splattered on the tracks. the brunette starts jumping again saying *22,22,22*
• Q.) Did you hear about the blond that lost 85% of her brain? A.) her husband died
• Q.) What does a blond say when asked what the last 2 words of the national anthem are? A.) play ball
• Q.) What can strike a blond w/o her ever knowing it? A.) a thought
• Q.) How can you drive a blond crazy? A.) hide her hairbrush
• Q.) Why did the blond climb on the roof? A.) she heard drinks were on the house
• Q.) how do you get a one armed blond out of a tree? A.) wave
• Q.) What do you call a blond that dyes her hair? A.) artificial intelligience

INVENTIONS BY BLONDS

• the water-proof towel
• glow in the dark sunglasses
• solar powered flashlights
• submarine screen doors
• a book on how to read
• inflatable dart boards
• a dictionary index
• mechanical pencil sharpeners
• powdered water
• pedal-powered wheel chairs
• waterproof tea bags
• watermelon seed sorter
• zero proof alcohol
• reuseable ice cubes
• see-through toliet tissue
• skinless bananas
• Do-it-yourself road maps
• Turnip ice cream
• toe implants
• an all white flag
• rolls royce pickup truck

JUST SOME JOKES ---> our town is sooo small.....

• our city limit signs are both on the same post
• the city jail is called amoeba, becuz is only has one cell
• the McDonald's only has one Golden Arch
• the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
• the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
• the phone book has only one page
• there's nothing doing every minute
• the ZIP code was a fraction
• Second Street is in the next town over
• there's no place to go that you shouldn't
• a *Night on the town* takes only 11 minutes
• the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog
• the New Year's baby was born in October