Amber Says
Ok, i have this best friend named Amber that lives in Arizona. She's ten times meaner than I could ever be so i decided to let her answer all the hate mail and give her a little section where she can mock all the stupid people that write us hate mail.
FYI: She is not a Boyband fan at all, and I think she's going to throw up everytime I mention them at all.
Hi, I just thought that since you felt the need to bitch out my best friend that maybe you should learn a few things. First of all, do you even have a website
of your own? Probably not, and if you have time to search a bunch of other sites that obviously means you have no life. If you are so obsessed with the
boy bands than it is very obvious that you have absolutely no taste in men, hopefully for the sake of all man kind you will never have a boyfriend because
if you ever tried he would end up being gay because your nasty ass would turn him that way. So please enjoy yourself while reading my comments to your stupid
letter.
Amber's Comments To The Above Mentioned Letter
your website is the crappiest that i've ever seen.
LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY? MAYBE THEN YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING EVEN CRAPPIER! you suck. AT LEAST MEN GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK, YOUR PLASTIC TOYS JUST DON'T COUNT.your comments were totally retarded. AND YOUR EMAIL ISN'T? WHAT KIND OF HALF WIT SAY'S "TOTALLY RETARDED" ANYWAY are you a man?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK SUCH A STUPID ASS THING? IF YOU HAD ANY BRAINS WHAT-SO-EVER YOU WOULD HAVE READ THE BIOS AND
REALIZED SHE IS FEMALE, JUST LIKE YOU AND THE STUPID DOG YOU PLAY WITH EVERY NIGHT. how can you not like them? SHE NEVER SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE THEM SHE JUST POINTED OUT TO THE INNOCENTS LIKE YOURSELF THAT THEY HAVE MASSIVE PROBLEMS JUST LIKE YOU. by the way, i'm sure you have prettier teeth than jc, but i'd still like to kick them out of your head. WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO KICK THEM OUT OF HER HEAD? SO SHE CAN LOOK AS NASTY AS YOU WITHOUT THEM? JUST BECAUSE YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED EVERY DAY DOES NOT MEAN THAT BEING THREATENING OVER EMAIL MAKES YOU AT ALL TOUGH. I PERSONALLY WOULD LIKE TO SHOVE MY SHOTGUN DOWN YOUR THROAT AND PULL THE TRIGGER. you may think that joey has a weight problem, but i think he's fine, and i'm sure he's very well endowed. JOEY DOES HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM. THOSE JELLY ROLLS THAT CAN BE SEEN THREW THE CLOTHING ARE NOT NORMAL NO MATTER WHAT YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU. SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER JENNY CRAIG BECAUSE TIPPING THE SCALES AT 300 IS NOT NORMAL.
AND THREE INCHES IS NOT WELL ENDOWED EVEN THOUGH YOUR BROTHER TELLS YOU THAT ALL THE TIME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETHING OTHER THAN INCEST AND SEE WHAT REAL MEN
ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.as for justin, his hair is sexy. YES I AM QUITE SURE YOU LIKE JUSTINS HAIR BECAUSE IT RESEMBLES YOUR DOGS. AND WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING WITH YOUR DOG YOU PRETEND IT IS JUSTIN. BEASTIALITY IS SICK!! SO ARE YOU!! lance is not gay, you are. THATS GREAT. YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. BUT MAYBE IF YOU EVER LEFT YOUR HOUSE YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT GUYS WHO FUCK OTHER GUYS UP THE ASS ARE GAY, JUST LIKE LANCE. AND TELLING THE WORLD THE TRUTH DOES NOT MAKE SOMEBODY GAY, SO GROW THE FUCK UP. if chris were on a stranded island with you, i'm sure he'd kill himself. IF ONLY THE WORLD WERE THAT LUCKY. TO BE ABLE TO GET RID OF CHRIS ONCE AND FOR
ALL WOULD FINALLY SET THE WORLD FREE FROM HIS NASTY ASS SELF WALKING FREE, HEY IF HE KILLED HIMSELF YOU WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND DO THE SAME? THANKS SO MUCH just thought you'd might like to know MY thoughts. YOUR THOUGHTS ARE GREAT BUT MINE ARE BETTER. HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL. BUH-BYE :)
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