The real start of 'N SYNC

Has anyone ever notciced how alike Justin and Lou Pearlman look alike??? Sure he's about 40 times the size of Justin but they really look alike. When I saw the disney special I always thought it was his dad. The the Revenge of the Boybands thing came on and I was proven wrong.....or was I?? I've been thinking about that.... My little theory is that Lynn was raped by Lou. Years later this came back to haunt Lou when he noticed a child on MMC who had a striking resemblence to his youth, but ya know, minus about 200 lbs. Well, Lynn had heard of Lou's new project, The Backstreet boys, and she wanted Lou to pay for all the hurt he caused her. So she said that as soon as MMC cancelled, Lou could put together a similar group. Well, the inevitable happened, and indeed, MMC ended (awww). So Lou calls up a young man named Christopher Kirkpatrick. He had noticed him at a few auditions and thought he could be useful. He got Chris to call up Justin. I mean, come on, why the hell would a 25 year old call a 15 year old to start a music group. A little weird, dontcha think? Well it was all Lou's plan. So he lets Justin and Chris take care of the rest and VOILA, 'N Sync. Well, Lou gives Lynn a card to drop little hints to the boys and blah blah blah, They've got a record deal. So now you know how it REALLY happened. I mean, like Chris was just sitting around one day saying, "Damn, my life is worthless. I think I'll call up that Justin dude and ask him if he wants to start a group. He's pretty hot for a 15 year old, he'll atract all the girls. He'll be perfect." Cha! Right! Ponder all that.

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