I've Found A New Love
Ok,Ok,Ok, I'll admit it. As Hokey as it may sound, I
am addicted to the WWF. I watch this thing every time
it comes on and I can't seem to get enough of it. And
in the course of all this waisted time I have found
the love of my life. It's that wonderful, lovely,
sexy guy you see above, Matt Hardy. He has now become
the reason I watch that show. For all of you out there
with more of a life than I have I'll explain a little
about him. He and his younger brother Jeff wrestle as
a tag team most of the time, but sometimes they go at
it alone. They do these crazy flips and stunts, it's
actually alot of fun to watch. So I want everyone out
there to give this fine piece of flesh the props he so
deserves. For anyone interested, I dug up s little bio
in my lover (with my comments of course)
Name: Matthew Moore Hardy
Birthday: September 23, 1974 (lets see, that's only 7
years older than me, we can make it work.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 220 lbs.(Whoa, 6'1" and 220, is that not a
perfect size??? I bet he has at least a 7.0 as
well.
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
From: Cameron, NC (I've always wanted to live in NC, I
could be right at home there)
Status: Single(SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's all mine now!
Favorites
Movies
1) Heathers (Good Flick< but it's kinda girley)
2) Powder (Weird flick, and still kinda girley)
3) The Crow (The weirdest flick I have ever seen, this
actually kinda scares me)
Restaurants
1) Outback (Southern Pines, NC)
2) Applebee's (Southern Pines, NC)
3) John's BBQ (Southern Pines, NC)
4) Trail Blazers (Sanford, NC)
5) Ruby Tuesday's (Fayetteville, NC)
6) Cracker Barrel (Well, lets see, I love all these
places, so we would never have to fight about where
we're going to eat.)
Colognes
1) Tommy (And I wear Tommy Girl)
2) CK (Color me happy, I wear Escape)
3) Coolwater ( My favorite cologne next to Eternity
For Men.)
Vacation Spots
1) Myrtle Beach, SC (Great place, very relaxing)
2) Carowinds, Charlotte, NC (A theme park)(OMG!!!!!!!!!
He likes theme parks. YIPPI!!!!!!!)
Injuries from Wrestling
Broken shoulder, arm and fingers, has chips in both
elbows, hyper-extended both knees, head has been busted
open, had a slash on back requiring 27 stitches, and
severly sprained right ankle, broken cheekbone, orbital
bone, and nose. (yet he still looks like Adonis.)
So I'm about to the point where I'm going to say "Good-
bye Joey, and Hello Matt!!!!!"
Email: fuzzybunnies@collegeclub.com
