'N Sync and BSB College Names

Well, as all of you in college will understand, you don't call anyone by their real names. You just meet too many people and it is impossible to not be confused in conversation. No one ever knows who their talking about. So to avoid this everyone has a nickname. This is what I think the boys of 'N sync and the BSB would be called.


Cute Guy (FYI: most names end with guy)
Baby Blue Guy (Since that's probably what he would wear all the time)
J-Dawg (Sorry the gangsta lova side would come out and all his dorm mates would take notice)
Puker (Well, he's not legal yet so chances ar he'll be tossing his cookies by 8:30 on a firday night.)


Hampster Teeth (Of course we would notice that, how can you not comment on it. Of course that's a name you couldn't say to his face though.)
East Coast JC (another way to keep people straight is by putting where they live in their name.)
Turtleneck JC (Hey, he loves to wear them all the time, of course they are going to be incorporated in his college name.)


Pink Hair Joey (Ok, so it's red, I would still call it pink just to be mean.)
SuperJoey (this is a given, it's just to obvious)
2nd Floor Joey (People are also refered to by the floor they live on, and since the 2nd floor is always to biggest party floor he would probably live on that one.)


Old Chris (Well he is)
Short Chris (In all probability, he will be the shortest Chris on campus.)
Buyer Guy ( hey, he's old enough to buy for all us young people, so chances are I would be friends with him so he could give me the hook-up.)


Country Guy (The way he talks woud be the soul basis for this one)
4th Floor Lance (All the study nerds live on the 4th floor and that's where I see Lance.)



Howie
Ugly Guy (Well, no one can deny that he is)
Winking Guy (No way would the eye escape us.)
Pronoid Guy (Chances are we would all dislike him, and would leave the TV lounge as soon as he walked in.)
Fem Bot (My sisters word that she love to use to describe any guy that seems a little light in his lofers)

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Nick Pretty Boy (Well, he is)
Nicky (only when said in a high pitched voice)

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Brian
Sad Guy ( he always looks sad, and chances are we would always ask him what's wrong.)
Ok Brian ( We already have a Cute Brian in my building, and he is cuter than Brian Littrel so poor Bri is only OK.)
Singing Brain (Ok, I admit that that boy can sing so his name would reflect that)

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Kevin
Bastard Kevin (Chances are he would always be the one to tell the RA's when some illeagle activity was going on.)
Hotty With a Body ( Whew, well Kev does have a nice body so this is what all the chicks would call him.)

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AJ
Tattoo Guy
The Guy With The Hair/ Bald Guy (Either his hair would have little girly clips, or be dyed a weird color. But that receding hairline would also get noticed.)

Have any other names???? Send them on in and I'll post them.