At Wednesday evenings concert in her home state of Louisiana, Britney Spears' career plumeted...literally. During her performance of her latest hit single, "Lucky," she was anything but. Due to some technical difficulties, the vocal tracks of the song began to skip. Amid all the chaos she had a temper tantrum and fell off of the stage into the audience. Her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, who was sitting front row for the performance, luckily broke her fall. Unfortunately though, the impact of his brillo-pad-like hair and her implants caused the scandalous twins to explode. The silicone chemicals then leaked into Timberlake's eyes causing instant death. Britney then got up, clutching her heart..or breast (witnesses unsure of which), and ran off the stage crying. There have been reports of her speeding around Kentwood in black vinyl in her Mercedes, but none have been confirmed.
