Adopt-A-Butch

Tired of your run-of-the-mill online Pokemon and Team Rocket adoption agencies? Sick of the same old, same old, cutsey Pokemon and Team Rocket screen shots? Why not adopt one of our custom made Butches! It's not just regular Team Rocket Butch, but Butch as he was always meant to be! And best of all, he says a different saying *almost* everyday! *But you HAVE to put the codes on your page! Don't just upload them to your page, or they won't say different things!* Just take a look at our fine selection!


"Pimpin'Ain't Easy Butch"
Always wanted a little ghetto pimp of your very own? Now's your chance to adopt one! Just make sure you give him lots of crack! Just paste this simple code onto your page! Be sure to remove the astriks(*)!

<*a href="https://www.angelfire.com/tn/goldieslighthouse/AdoptAButch.html"><*img src="https://www.angelfire.com/az2/GoldiesHideout/images/Butch01.jpg" alt="I adopted Pimpin' Ain't Easy Butch!"><*/a>


"Some Like It Hot Butch"
Inspired by the 1920's flappers Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis played in 1958's "Some Like It Hot", Butch comes in an authentic flapper dress! *bullet-riddled cello case not included* Just put this short, simple code onto your page, and be careful to take out the astriks(*)!

<*a href="https://www.angelfire.com/tn/goldieslighthouse/AdoptAButch.html"><*img src="https://www.angelfire.com/az2/GoldiesHideout/images/Butch02.jpg" alt="I adopted Some Like It Hot Butch!"><*/a>


"Full Metal Butch"
Inspired by the violent and gritty film "Full Metal Jacket" by director Stanley Kubrick, comes Full Metal Butch! He's a marine with a pure bloodlust and thirst for killing! Just make sure he's got plenty of ammo, and he's a happy little man! Here's the code you can use to adopt him! Make sure to remove the astricks(*)!

<*a href="https://www.angelfire.com/tn/goldieslighthouse/AdoptAButch.html"><*img src="https://www.angelfire.com/az2/GoldiesHideout/images/Butch03.jpg" alt="I adopted Full Metal Butch!"><*/a>

And we also have cute little Chibi-CD's and Haunter's up for adoption! Awwww! But if you take one, you should take the other. CD tends to pout without Haunter, and Haunter just likes to blow things up when he doesn't have CD around. Wait, he likes to do that when she's around. Well, he'll blow MORE stuff up without her.


"Chibi-Crystal Dawn"
This is our cute little special edition Chibi-Crystal Dawn. If you adopt her, you should take Chibi-Haunter, too. She'll be sad and won't eat anything otherwise. To get her, take the following code, and be sure to remove the astricks!(*)

<*a href="https://www.angelfire.com/tn/goldieslighthouse/AdoptAButch.html"><*img src="https://www.angelfire.com/az2/GoldiesHideout/images/Cd01.jpg" alt="I adopted Chibi-Crystal Dawn!"><*/a>


"Chibi-Haunter"
If you couldn't tell, yes, Haunter hates chibis. So he's not really thrilled at being a Chibi-Megaloneko. He'll be even more unhappy if you take him without taking Chibi-CD. To give him a good home, use the following code, removing the astricks(*).

<*a href="https://www.angelfire.com/tn/goldieslighthouse/AdoptAButch.html"><*img src="https://www.angelfire.com/az2/GoldiesHideout/images/Haunter01.jpg" alt="I adopted Chibi-Haunter!"><*/a>