Discliamer- I don't own any charectars from Pokemon. I
do own Mojo.
Love, Music, and Bad British Accents
The story begins with Jessie, James, Mojo, and Meowth
walking in the sewers (just thought I'd change the
normal setting) when suddenly Ash-tachi pops out of
the icky, stinky, poopoo water.
Ash: Prepare for fish.
Jessie: What?
Brock: He's been doing that all day.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Togepi: Briiii Toge Toge!
Arbok: Weezing!
Weezing: Charbokka!
Misty: Why are you pokemon green?
James: We dyed them green.
Arbok suddely lunges at Togepi and eats him whole.
Misty: NO!!!
Meowth: NO!!!
Arbok: Briiii Toge Toge!
Jessie: Arbok you look weird.
James: You're right he does James.
Jessie: What do you think it is Jessie?
Mojo: I think it's going to start speaking perfect
Ebglish with a bad Britsh accent.
Arbok: I feel different.
Jessie: Oh my God! Arbok you just spoke prefect
English with a bad British accent.
Mojo: See told you so.
Arbok: *to Ash-tachi* Be gone! *blinks and they're
gone*
James: Cool.
Arbok: *thinking* Hhmmm. I'm in love with Jessie, but
she appears to be in love with James. Maybe if I show
her my amazing singing ability she'll fall in love
with me. *talking* You know I can sing.
Jessie: When did you learn to sing?
Arbok: When I was just a we little Ekans I was entered
into a pokemon choir.
Mojo: Really?
Arbok: Well actually no. But the author just really
likes the idea of me singing and he's to lazy to make
me learn to sing in the story.
Mojo: Oh.
Jessie: Can you sing I'll Be There For You by The
Rembrants?
Arbok: Sure. *singing* So no one told you life was
gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your love life's deoranged. It's like you're always
stuck in second gear. When it hasn't been your day,
your week, your month, or even your year! But I'll be
there for you. When the rain starts to pour. I'll be
there for you. Like I've been there before. I'll be
there for you. Cause you're there for me too. You're
still in bed at ten. You work again at eight. I've
burned your breakfast, so far things are going great.
Your mother warned you there would be days like these.
But she didn't tell you when the world would bring you
down to your knees. And I'll be there for you. When
the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you. Like
I've been there before. I'll be there for you. Cause
you're there for me too. No one could ever know me. No
one could ever see me. Since you're the only one who
knows, what it's like to be me. Someone to face the
day with. Make it through the next with. Someone I'll
always live with. Even though I wish the best for you.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear. When it
hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even
your year. But I'll be there for you. When the rain
starts to pour. I'll be there for you. Like I've been
there before. I'll be there for you. Cause you're
there for me too. I'll be there for you. I'll be there
for you. I'll be there for you. Cause You're there for
me too.
While everyone but James was clapping Arbok couls see
that his plan was starting to work, just wait till
they see what he has in store.
To Be Continued...
