Love, Music, and Bad British Accents Part 2
Love, Music, and Bad British Accents Part 2
Disclaimer- I don't own any of the charectars from
Pokemon. I do own Mojo.
It was later that night and Meowth was bathing, Jessie
was swimming, James and Mojo were watching Buffy The
Vampire Slayer on TV, and Arbok was eating a pidgey.
Mojo: Man Buffy's hot.
James: Yeah so is Willow.
Mojo: Willow?
James: Yeah. Something wrong with that?
Mojo: No. I guess if you like red heads.
James: Which I do.
Mojo: You think if Jessie and Buffy got in a fight
Jessie would win?
James: Well, blondes are supposed to be stupid. But
Buffy did shove a sword through her boyfriend's
stomach, sending him into Hell.
Mojo: So true.
Arbok slithers over.
Arbok: Foolish mortals. FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Suddenly Arbok is hit on the head with a fish,
knocking him unconious.
James: What the...
Just then Ash and Pikachu walk into the campsite.
Ash: Pika!
Pikachu: I told you to prepare for fish.
As if to prove there point they explode into millions
of fish.
James: AAHHH! It's raining fish! *looks at Mojo* Where
did you get an umbrella?
Mojo: I'm friends with the narrator.
James: I hate you.
Arbok wakes up.
Arbok: *in a girly voice* I figured there were all
sorts of things vampires couldn't do. Like work for
the telephone company. Volunteer for the Red Cross. Or
have little vampires.
Jessie walks up in an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow,
polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time
today.
Arbok: My god Vannesa's got a fabulous body. Bet she
shags like a minx. Oooh pretty fishy wishy washy
waggly monkey butt.
Jessie: God I can't leave you two alone for twenty
minutes.
James: It wasn't me it was Pikachu.
Jessie: Narrator can you make it rain someting else?
Like what?
Jessie: Like cute guys in tight swimsuits.
Suddenly it starts raining James in a tight swimsuit.
James: What th... *stops talking because is hit on
head by one of the Jameses it is raining*
Jessie: Not that.
Okay. All the Jameses except the original turn into
Tom Cruise.
Arbok: It's rainin men Halleluah!
Jessie: Just stop the rain altogether.
Mojo: And make Arbok stop acting like he's drunk.
It stops raining altogether and Arbok stops acting
like he's drunk.
Jessie: I'm going to go change. *walks off*
Mojo: I'm going to go eat a Pidgey. *walks off*
Buffy: And I'm going to save the world once again.
Arbok: Good. Now I am all alone with the man I love
while he's unconcious. Wait. That didn't come out
right. *slithers over to James* I better not tie these
waits to his feet. *ties these waits to his feet* And
I better not push him into the lake. *pushes him into
the lake* Yes! Now nothing can stop me! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
*cough cough* stupid Meowth and his hairballs.
Oh no. Will James drown? Will he escape in time to
finish watching Buffy? Will Mojo succesfully eat a
Pidgey? Will I ever stop talking like this? For these
answers and more read the last and final part of
Love, Music, and Bad British Accents.
To be continued...
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