Disclaimer: I am not responsible for what reading this fic does to your mental or physical well-being.
If you are disturbed, offended, co-dependent, obsessed, repressed, depressed, schizophrenic,
manic-depressive, obsessive-compulsive, or anything else after you read this fic, in the words of the
Almighty Yuri of the Dirty Pair: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" And furthermore - huh? That's not the
right disclaimer? Uh-oh. Uhmm... These aren't my characters. Never have been, never will be. That
being said....