Real Pschyos Are Hard To Find
This is a series of mine called Just Plain Weird
Real Pschyos Are Hard To Find
Discliamer- I don't own any of the charectars from
Pokemon. I do own Mojo.
This is the first of my series Just Plain Weird.
Where Jessie James and Meowth (why don't people ever
mention Arbok or Weezing? They deserve credit too. I
mean they're the main part of why they always lose.
Well this is getting to long to be in parentheses so
I'm going to stop now) well, now that I think about
it. It's just a series where weird things happen. Not
one main plot. But on to the story.
Team Rocket had just lost. They had just lost big
time. I mean the completely got there butts kicked.
Jessie: We get the point.
Don't argue with the narrator.
Jessie: I'll argue with who ever I want.
No you won't.
Jessie: Yes I will.
Alright have some butter. Suddenly 10 tons of butter
fall out of the sky and land on Meowth killing him.
James: *whispers* Hey Jessie if you get in a fight
with the narrator and win we can get that Pikachu and
teach that narrator a lesson.
Suddenly James tells Jessie that he hates her and
commits suicide.
Jessie: *whimpering* He hates me? *getting angry*
Wait! That damned narrator did this!
Suddenly a man comes out of no where. He has green
hair, a white turban with an emerald on it, a green
cape, gloves, boots, and belt, and a black suit,his
eyes are green.
Jessie: Who are you?
Man: I am the all mighty Mojo *thunder and lightning
are heard and seen*!!!
Jessie: How did you do that?
Mojo: Special effects.
Jessie: Oh. Why are you here?
Mojo: I am a member of Team Rocket and of the
N.H.W.T.W.A.D.A.B.C.
Jessie: The what?!
Mojo: The Narrator Hating Wish They Would All Die And
Burn Club.
Jessie: Can I be a member.
Mojo: You have to have something green and wear it all
the time.
Jessie: Why?
Mojo: Cause I'm the president and I like green.
Jessie: Oh okay. My earrings are green.
Mojo: Great. Here's your green membership card, your
green T-shirt, and your green dye for your pokemon.
Jessie: Thanks. *looks at card* Hey this has your
picture on it. What's a Rocketshipper?
Mojo: *grabs card and laughs nervously* Oh nothing.
Jessie: Tell me.
Mojo: Alright. *leans towards her ear and whispers*
Jessie: Well, you're not going to have a lot of
members in this club. But can you bring James back to
life.
Mojo: What about Meowth?
Jessie: How did you know about him?
Mojo: I've been stalking this narrator since Pokemon
Emergency.
Jessie: Okay him too.
Mojo: Nope sorry. But I have a plan.
20 minutes later the narrator has been gagged and tied
up and Jessie and Mojo are now narrating. James is
brought back to life. And so is Meowth. They see the
butter and eat it all in 3 seconds flat. What?! Got to
keep them in charectar. Oh. Jessie and Mojo walk back
on stage.
James: Who are you?
James and Meowth suddenly know of all that has
happened and James becomes a member of
N.H.W.T.W.A.D.A.B.C. (and secretly a Rocketshipper).
Mojo: Well, today was interesting but there is one
thing you two need to do.
Jessie and James: What?
Mojo: Dye your pokemon green. Oh yes and IceBeam14
will now narrat stories.
So Jessie and James met a pshcyo and dyed their
pokemon green. But in the end isn't that what really
matters?
The End
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