An Episode of Team Rocket
An Episode of Team Rocket
"Meowth! Where are we going?!?!?!?!"
"I'm just going to meet that hottie Cassandra again!"
"Who?"
"CASSANDRA! The one who helped me when I was sick, instead of you nun-skulls!"
"Cassidy? Wasn't that your friend, Jesse?"
"Yes, her, James!"
"NOT CASSIDY, CASSANDRA!!"
"Oh, her the one that fell for us being a super heroes!"
"But where are we going to find her?"
"Remember she lives on Cinnabar Island?"
"Oh yeah!"
Now we catch up to Ash, Misty, and Brock!
"It's YOUR fault we're lost, Ash!"
"No, MISTY, it's your fault you had to let your Psyduck out and running around crazily, it
made us stuck here, wherever we ARE!"
"But Brock said that I should!"
"Well, who cares what Brock says, his head is like a rock, why do you think his name is
BROCK?"
"Hey!!"
"Well, sorry Brock, for having such a stupid name!"
"HEY!! Like Ash is the best name ever!!"
"Well, it's much, much worsted than Ash, and like is your mother a rock pokemon or
something, cause you look like a pokemon, look at your eyes!"
"What about 'em???"
"Well, to tell you the truth, BROCK, they SUCK!"
"Huh?"
"Well, BROCK you know what I hated for you to follow me and make fun of me, and you
SUCK even more than your ROCK POKEMON!"
"Well, then, ASH, Maybe you and your GIRLFRIEND Misty should just go without me!"
"She, not my GIRLFRIEND, and how 'bout you, you look at every darn lady that passes!"
"Well, then, uh.... see you later!"
We caught up with Team Rocket.
"Meeeeeeeowth!"
"What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"yeowth, me meowth!"
"Meowth and Cassandra sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then come
marriage, and then comes a baby in a baby carriage! HAHAHA"
::Meowth's eyes turn as huge as Pokeballs::
"Oh, how hot is Cassandra she is so nice, and beautiful, ::sigh::"
"Hee hee hee! Meowth has a crushy-poo!"
"Your right James, he got the hots for Cassandra!"
::Scratches J & J's faces::
"Hey, Meowth, it's your crushy-poo, hee hee!"
Now we caught up with Ash and Misty.
"Hey Psyduck!"
" No way! It was YOU who made Brock go away"
"Ya, we still would have been arguing, because you know why Ash, because we always
fight, because you can't admit that your always WRONG!"
"YOU'RE the one who's always wrong Misty!!"
"No ASH! You are always wrong, everytime you turn your back your wrong, I knew it,
Gary is better than you!"
"You know what Misty, I think that you're just jealous that I'm a better trainer than you!"
"Ha, never!"
"I think you are!"
"Well, shut up" ::Misty Walks Away::
"Pikaka chu!" (Don't leave Misty!)
::Pikachu follows Misty::
"Pikachu who side our you on?"
::Ash forms a sweatdrop on his head::
"My own Pikachu, leaving me?!"
"Pi-kaaah."
"Well, I know you wouldn't abandoned your friend so I guess it's okay Pikachu."
::Ash walks away::
"Pikapi!!!!"
::Pika is confused::
::Thundershocks Ash::
Now we catch up with Team Rocket
"Now what do we do James? We're lost and we don't have a penny!"
"Well, if we reach Cinnabar Island, we can talk to Cassandra she'll gladly hand us money!"
::Meowth thinks of Cassandra and Him together::
"We don't even know where WE are, much less Cinnabar island!"
"I know, ummmmm....... it's over there, that island!"
(But Meowth didn't know that where he pointed was the Seaform Island)
::Jesse hugs James:: "James, you're a genius!"
::James blushed::
"Hey, we're almost to the island, just a few more miles!"
We made it, we made it, we're at Cinnabar Island! Whoop-de-doo!
"Oh, we finally made it, it's time to meet 'dat Cassandra!"
::Meowth melts::
"Hey Jesse, look over there, Meowth is thinking about his crushy poo! Hee Hee!"
::Meowth scratches J & J, yet again::
"Meowth, the next time you scratch me your dealing big time!"
Now we catch up with Ash, and well, Ash
"Now, I don't got a Pikachu, and this is boring all my friend abandoned me, well who
needs them when I have my pokémon.
::Ash released his evolved pokemon Pigeot and noticed that he accidentally opened all of
the pokeballs::
Much to Ash's surprise all the pokémon hopped onto Pigeot, who then carried all the
pokémon to the moon.
"Well, here goes my life, I have no more pokemon, and I have no life. My friends left me,
and even my trustful friend Pikachu! Oh why me, I know I'll just join Team Rocket, they
can't diss me! Ha, now I can get my revenge!"
::Ash grins and laughed an evil laugh::
Now we caught up with Misty and her Pika Pal Pikachu.
"Pikachu, I'm worried what is Ash doing, most of the time he comes running to find me or
Brock, but I haven't heard from him since the argument."
"Pika-Pi-Pika-Chu-Pi-Pikaa-Chhhhu." {Don't worry Misty, Ash isn't going to do anything
stupid.}
But Pikachu really didn't know that, Ash was going to join Team Rocket!
"Um, Mr. Giovanni, sir, I wanna join Team Rocket."
"You, weren't you the boy who owned that Pikachu, ohhh, yes I remember you....!"
"Sir, I just have one problem..."
"What is it young boy?"
"All of my Pokemon left me."
"WHAAA? Oh you must be kidding! Funny kid, real funny!"
"No sir, I'm not kidding."
"Oh well, then I guess, oh, what is the evilest thing you ever done?"
"I once, uh...., um......"
"Yes, son what is it?"
"I made both of my friends go away.."
"THAT'S IT! BOY YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!"
"Um.... No......."
"Well then, I guess I have to say......
"Yes...."
"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! YOU SUCK!"
"Aw man...."
::Ash walked out miserably::
And so Ash was rejected yet again.
"Awww..... everything II do is wrong, maybe I should join Gary's team of girls cheering
him"
::Gary suddenly appears:: "I don't think so Ash, the loser from Pallet!"
::ASH CRIED::
"I don't need you, I knew all along that you would never make it!"
Now we catch up with Brock
::Brock goes into purdy girl mode:: "Um...hi...what's your name...?"
"None of your business!"
"Get out of my face!"
"Ow!" ::Brock gets hit over the head with a mallet::
"What was that for?"
"Easy. Baka-zura ama!"
Now we catch up with Team Rocket In Seaform Islands.
"Hey! I thought dat dis was s'posed ta be Cinnabar!"
"It is, see this is an island, and it just has to be Cinnabar Island! It gotta be!"
"You know James, it could be Seafoam Islands. Cinnabar's not the only island around you
know?"
"NO IT'S CINNABAR ISLAND!" :Hits James on the Head with a coconut::
"Ow...." ::James whined::
"I had enough wit' your whining!"
::James whines again:: "It's not my fault!"
"Awww..... shut 'p!"
Guess what James is doin'? "But I'm hungry!!"
"We gotta look for Cassandra first!"
"Is she all you think about Meowth??" ::Jesse hits Meowth over the head with a paper
fan::
"Awwwwww......... she is so cute!" ::Meowth was dazed and in Lala Land::
::James runs around in circles singing:: "Meowth has a girl friend! Meowth has a
girlfriend!
"I have a girlfriend wow!" ::Meowth still feeling out of it::
::Jesse hits Meowth over the head with her paper fan again:: "Snap out of it you dim wit
cat!"
"Oh, I'm a dim wit cat, with a girlfriend, wow, I'm important!" :Meowth feeling out of it
again::
"AAHHHHH!!!! That stupid cat!!!!"
She hit Meowth over the head with a paper fan!!!!
::Meowth got out of it and scratch Jesse's face::
"I wanna donut!!!" James whined
Now we return to Misty and her Pika Pal Pikachu.
"Pikapi, PikaCHU?"
"What pikachu?"
"I couldn't understand you!"
"PIKA!!!"
"Think Ash is in trouble?"
::Then when Pikachu pointed up there was Pidgeot and all the rest of Ash's pokemon with
it::
"Pi hi hi hi hi hi!"
Pid, Pidgeot, Pidge, OTT!" {I'm glad I left him, I have freedom now!}
"Bulba suar, bulba!" (I know what you mean)
Charmander, Char, Charman, Char, Charrr!" {He always told us this and that, never let us
do stuff alone!}
"Squirtle squirtle, squirtlesquirtle, squirtle!" (Always, 'Squirtle use water gun!' 'Squirtle
bubble beam'!)
"Charman, Char, Charrr, Charmander!" {I know what you mean!}
"Pigeot, pidge, ot!" (Never once did he thank us!)
"Charman, Char, Charr, Charmander?" {Misty we need somebody to take care of us,
would you our pokemon master?}
::Pidgeot whispers to Charmander:: Pidgeot, pidgeo... (I wanna go with Team Rocket!)
"Chharmmader Char Char!" [So do I but I don't want it to be just us!]
"Bulbasaur, bulba!" (I want to too!)
"Pika-Pi-Pika-Chu-Pikachu!" {I want to too! It be so cool, I really did admired Team
Rocket!}
"Pidgeot pidge!" (Lets go find them!)
{Okay} ::All of the pokémon said in unison::
"Pidgeo pidge geot!" (Allrightee then! Lets go!
And so Ash's former Pokemon fly off to find Team Rocket.
::Misty was wondering if hey are crazy::
"Are they crazy?"
::The pokémon reached Giovinni's headquarters::
"Pikapika pi?" (Where are we?)
Pidgeot, Pid-GEOT! {I think we're at the Team Rocket Headquarters!}
"Bulbasaur bulba?" (How do we know that Jesse and James are here?"
Charmander, Char, Mander! {I have a funny feeling can we go searching around a bit!}
Squirtle? (Really?)
Charmander, Char! [REALLY!}
Pi??!!...... (Jesse??!!......)
Char!?! {James......}
Pidgeot...pigeo....... (I don't think that they're here!)
Now we return to Team Rocket, At Seaform Island, well Cinnibar Island, to them
Too Be Contuined.... SOON!
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