a story so lame, it doesn't even have a title.




In the dark santuary of  hell, the most evil, vile, 
and feared villion of all time begins his plot of 
annoying people once more. Suddenly, he is sent one 
of the people who knows him happens to show up.
Suddenly, for no reason at all(other than the fact i 
wrote them too) Team Rocket shows up.
Jessie:"Where are we now?" Meowth:"I told you not to 
give james the map." Haunter stares at them.
Haunter:"Damn. this is turrning out stupid already." 
TR notices him. 
Jessie:"Huh? Who are you?" She ask, well, 
actually demands.
Haunter bows graciously.Haunter:"You may call me Haunter."
Jessei:"Haunter? That name sounds familar....." 
She trys to think back to meeting someone who told them 
to call him by that name. Jessie;"Now i remember, you're
......" but before she can finsih, someone else shows 
up. SailorN1:"Hi! Does anyone know what i'm doing 
here?" haunter shruged. Haunter:"Don't know. just 
wrote you in. need tea?" SailorN1"Do i?!" She mystacally
 makes a galleon jug  of tea appear and starts to drink 
it. Haunter:"How'd you do that?" SailorN! mearly shrugs.
 SailorN1"how should i know? you're the one writing 
this thing." Haunter:"Oh, yea, i forgot." James stares 
at Haunter menicingly. James:"Say, aren't you the same 
guy who ran over my victribell in a tank?" Haunter 
looks at him, then waves his hand before his his. 
Haunter speaks in a calm, yet firm voice. Haunter:"You 
didn't run over him." James repeats what he says,in a 
trance like state. James:"You didn't run over him." 
Haunter:"in fact, i ate him." JamesI"i him, i ate 
fact." Haunter sighs:"Even when being controled with 
the force, he's still an idiot." James:"Even whn 
being an idiot, he's controled by the force." Haunter 
sighs, then breaks his mind control off of James. And 
then, yet another person shows up. new person:"Behold! 
I am Emperor Sardist! The new emperor of the second 
imperium! MWHAHAHAHA!" Haunter:"Hey, you can't be here! 
you're me! Now go back to the Undeniable until i play 
as you again." Sardist sighs in disgust, but then 
leaves. Haunter:"now, where was i?" He thinks for a 
moment. Haunter:"Ah, what the hell. this has already 
gotten stupid. let's just go with it." Without warning, 
a squad of storm troopers show up. Haunter:"Ah, 
finally." The head storm trooper walks up to him. 
Htroop:"Let me see your identification!" Haunter:"Y?" 
Htroop:"Becuase......" He stops in midsentence, then 
takes off his armor, reavealing a handsome young man. 
he then pulls out a giant fan from nowwhere, and 
proceds to fan jessie. the other storm troopers follow 
suit. Haunter:"All right, who's messing with the 
story?" He looks around. SailorN1 is still chuging down 
the tea, James is still in a trance, and is mumbling 
incohearntly to himself, jessie is being faned, while 
meowth just appears to sit there. Suddenly, the slave 
boys disapear, and jessie shrinks to the size of 
meowth, while meowth grows to the size of jessie. 
Meowth walks over to her and gives her a swift kick, 
sending her flying into a wall that appeared from 
nowhere. Meowth:"I've always wanted to do that!" 
Jessie gets up, her eyes ablaze. Jessie:"Oh yea! 
well take this!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant 
mallot hits meowth over the head squasing him. 
Haunter:"That's it." He walks off screen to jessie and 
meowth who are fighting over the keyboard. He ignores 
them, grabs the key board, then walks back on screen. 
Haunter:"now, where was i?" he thinks to himself. 
Jessie and Meowth bring there fighting back on screen, 
where the Jessie and Meowth who where already there 
come to their aid. Haunter:"ah, the hell with it. 
i'm out of ideas anyway." Suddenly, the fire inforno 
of hell disapears, and is replaced by a back drop of 
stars. Suddenly, two rival fleets jump from hyperspace.
 The first commanded by Admiral Jessie, who commanded 
rebel ships. THe second commaned by Darh meowth, who 
commanded the imperial fleet. Jessie:"Alright men! 
battle stations! I want that cat blown out of the 
sky!" On the opposing bridge........Meowth:"The force 
is not strong with this one. wipe her out!" The two 
fleets move to engage one another. starfighters from 
both sides are launched to attack eachother. the rebel 
craft are piloted by Jessies, the imperial by Meowhts. 
Haunter is on a separte ship, viewing the action. 
Haunter:"Allright! now this is more like it!" He 
continues to type. Suddenly, the two warring 
commanders realize who the real threat is. 
Jessie:"Doh! Ive been manipulated! All ships! Attack 
that *SSD!(*super star destroyer) Meowth:"No one makes 
a fool of meowht! crush  that ship!" All the ships 
turn to attack the SSD wich Haunter is commanding 
from. Not worried in the least, he continues to type. 
The ships reach firing rang, and begin to unleash their 
destructive power, when suddenly, eveything is gone 
replaced by a big white nothign. Jessie:"What happend?" 
Haunter:"I got tired of this. it's too lame. So, i'm 
just going to kill everyone off." Meowth:"What?!" 
Suddenly, Jessie exploded. Meowth:"AH!" Next, Meowth 
burst into flames, and was burned to a crisp. 
Haunter:"Ah. not brilliant enough." Next, A death star 
appears in front of James, who is still in a trance. It 
fires it's super laser at his head, compleatly 
disintergrating him.. Haunter:"AH, that's more like it, 
now, for the grande finalle!" Every ship class that he 
knows of from star wars shows up, and starts to shoot 
eachother. one by one, they are all destroyed, until 
the white blob is replaced with a field of depris. 
Haunter too, has been wiped out. In fact, the only one 
still around si SailorN1, who is still drinking her 
tea because Haunter forgot about her and couldn't 
really think of anything to write for this lame thing, 
so, she stayed alive. 

THE END