Team Rocket: Blasting Off to America. Part 5 countinued
By: WANNADIE3@aol.com  

Jessie and James both turn around and look at Meowth. Jessie:"Well?" Meowth
throws the map aside. Meowth:"I can't read that thing. It doesn't make any
sense." Jessie:"Give me that." She smacks Meowth and grabs the map. James
leans over and looks at the map as well. Sirens can be heard on the
background. Jessie pushes the map into James' face. Jessie:"Forget about the
map, we'll just head east and see where it takes us." She turns the car on,
backs it up, then leaves the parking lot just as the police drive in. James
turns around and watches as the police cars pile in searching for them.
James:"That was close. We barely got out in time." Meowth:"So, what now?"
Jessie:"Now we do what we where sent here to do." James:"Uh........and what
were we sent here to do?" Jessie takes her hands off the wheel long enough to
hit James in the head a few times, the resumes driving. Jessie:"We're here to
steal pokémon and hire members for the new branch of Team Rocket that we're to
start here." James:"Oh yea, now I remember." Meowth:"So how do we go about
doing this?" Jessie:"How should I know? Must I think of everything?" After a
long moment of silence, James excitedly speaks an idea he has. James:"I've got
it! Why don't we open a Salon Rocket here?" Meowth:"Are you crazy? Don't you
remember what happened the last time?" Jessie:"But this time we don't have
those three annoying brats to ruin our plans." James stares out the window at
the sky as he imagines what it will be like. Hundreds of people lining up just
to have their hard earned money and pokémon stolen. Along with the select few
whom Jessie and himself deem worthy to help run the business and set up other
shops. James:"All those pokémon, all that money. We'll be rich!" Jessie:"Shut
up. It's for the boss, remember?" James sighs. James:"I forgot." They continue
driving, searching for the perfect place to set up shop and start the pokémon
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