Part 6-Salon Rocket


Having filled out countless numbers of forms, bought hundreds of 
supplies, and finding the perfect building, Salon Rocket is finally 
opened for business. James turns the sign around so that it says open.
Meowth:"Finally. Maybe now we can get some money." James:"Yea, billions and billions
of dollars!" Jessie:"We'll be rich at last! I can see it now." She 
visualizes herself surrounded by handsome young men, fanning her and 
feeding her grapes. She is brought out of her fantasy by the sound of 
the chimes going off to indicate that someone has entered the store. 
Jessie:"Ah, our first customer!" They run up to the man that entered 
the store. Jessie:"Greetings sir!" James:"Welcome to Salon Rocket!" 
Both:"Step right this way!" Jessie grabs the man's arm and drags him 
forward while James pushes him from behind. They lead him to a room 
with a bunch of chairs and force him into one. Jessie runs off and 
comes back carrying several different types of hair gel. Jessie:"Here,
you simply must try this gel!" She proceeds to put some in the man's 
hair. James leaves then comes back with his arms full of cologne. He 
takes one and sprays the man with it. James:"Here, try this. It'll 
drive the ladies wild!" Man:"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Get away 
from me! I only came in here to use your bathroom!" He gets up and 
runs out the door. Jessie and James just stand there and stare after 
him. Meowth runs up to them and scratches their faces. 
Meowth:"Numbskulls! You scared him off!" Jessie opens up a compact 
mirror and looks at her now scratched face. James turns and looks in a 
nearby mirror as well. Both of the two rocket's look as if their eyes 
are on fire. Jessie throws the hair gel bottles at Meowth, while James 
pelts him with the cologne bottles. Jessie:"How dare you ruin 
perfection!" James:"Yea, and that goes double for me!" They continue 
to extract their vengeance on Meowth when the door chimes go off, 
announcing another customer has entered. Jessie and James stop, look 
up, then look at each other. James:"Oh no! A customer!" Jessie hits 
him on his head. Jessie:"Quite stupid. We want customers. Quick, you 
two clean up this mess while I go tend to them. Meowth:"Me?! Why do I 
have to clean up the mess you two made?" Jessie:"Just shut up and do 
it!" The two immediately start cleaning things up. Jessie walks back 
to the main room to greet the customer. When she gets there, she finds 
two male teenagers looking through one of the books set out to show 
all the styles available for pokémon. Jessie:"Hello! How can we help 
you?" The two glance up at her, then walk around the store looking at 
all the items and occasionally making comments to one another. 
Jessie:"If you're not going to buy anything, THEN LEAVE!" They look up 
at here, mumble something to each other, then turn around and continue 
to inspect the store. Jessie:"Grrrrrrrr....... How dare you ignore me!"
Jessie pulls out a remote and hits a button on it. The lights go out, 
two spot lights shine on the back wall,	and a familiar tune starts to 
play. Jessie:"Prepare for trouble!" She steps into one of the 
spotlights, now wearing her Team Rocket uniform. James:"And make it 
double." James steps into the other spotlight wearing his uniform as 
well and holding a rose. Jessie:"To protect the world from 
devastation!" James:"To unite all peoples within our nation." The two 
move towards each, the spotlights following until they merge into one 
light. Jessie and James start to do their ever changing poses. 
Jessie:"To denounce the evils of truth and love." James:"To extend our 
reach to the stars above." Jessie:"Jessie!" James:"James." A red R 
shines on the wall behind them. Jessie:"Team Rocket blast off at the 
speed of light!" James:"Surrender now, or prepare to fight." Meowth 
jumps into the spotlight from above.  Meowth:"Meowth, that's right!" 
The spotlight and R are turned off and the main lights come back on. 
Jessie:"Now that you've seen who we are, you'll have to be locked up."
James:"But first, we'll be taking all your pokémon." Meowth:"So hand 
em over if ya know what's good for ya." The two strangers look at each 
other, grin, then rip off their outfits, revealing the Team Rocket 
uniforms they had been wearing underneath. Jessie, James, and 
Meowth:"WHAT?!" first stranger: "Prepare to be in major pain...."
second: "For all your efforts will be in vain…" 
first: "To take all the things that we would want."
second: "To relay our phrase to the ones we taunt."
first: "To realize our goals of wealth and fame!"
second: "This victory, we shall surely claim!"
first: "EXO!!"
second: "Saber!!"
EXO: Team Rocket, Blasting off left and right!
Saber: Don't bother with us, you'll lose the fight!
Jessie:"Must everyone imitate us? This has to be some sort 
of trick." James:"Yea, there's can't be another Team Rocket here. We 
haven't inducted anyone into it yet." Jessie hits him across the face 
with her fan. Jessie:"Quite moron!" Meowth:"Yea, stop telling them 
that our mission here is to expand the organization!" Jessie hits him 
across the face with the fan as well. Jessie:"Stop giving out secrets!"
Exo:"Regardless of what your mission here is, I'm afraid we're going to
have to shut you down." Jessie:"What?! On who's authority?" James:"And 
why?" Exo:"By MY authority!" He pulls out a card from his pocket and 
thrust it towards the two. Jessie and James lean over to read it. 
Jessie reads it aloud. Jessie:"U.T.R.M.O.A. United Team Rocket Members 
Of America. Name: Exo. Status: Interviewer, WebPage Master, and chief 
enforcer of TR Rules, regulations, and standards." They gaze up at the
two U.T.R.M.O.A. members. James:"That tells us who you are, but why is 
it that you're shutting us down?" Saber:"We're shutting down on the 
basis that this operation has broken several rules and doesn't meet the
standards of U.T.R.M.O.A. He pulls out a fairly large book from 
somewhere and starts to flip through the pages. Saber:"This operation 
is in violation of codes: 569, setting up an operation without 
informing the district boss. 606, conducting an operation in an area 
where it is least likely to succeed. 007, killing without a license to 
kill. Wait a second, that's the wrong one." He flips through some more
pages. Saber:"Ah, here it is. Code 700, wasting company money, and 
finally, code 321, having one of the lights burnt out on the sign 
outside." Jessie:"What do you mean wasting company money? All the 
money went into making this place!" James:"Um.....well......not exactly
all the money." Jessie turns to face him, but he won't look her in the
eyes. Jessie:"What do you mean not all of it?" Meowth:"Well.....
um......." Jessie:"Tell me!" James:"Me and Meowth spent it on an all 
you can eat buffet!" Jessie:"What?!" James and Meowth get down on their
knees and clasp their hands as if praying, and start to cry as they 
plead with Jessie.  Meowth:"We would have brought you, but we barley 
had enough money for ourselves." James:"Please, just don't hurt me!" 
Jessie hits the both of them across the face several times with her 
fan. Jessie:"Idiots! How dare you eat without at least bringing me back
something!" Exo:"Ahem, I do hate to brake up this little ordeal, but, 
if you'd be so kind as to follow us outside." The two motion towards 
the door and lead Jessie, James, and Meowth outside. Exo pulls out a 
cell phone and calls someone. Exo:"Alright, you can come pick it up 
now. Oh, and while you're at it, run a check through company records 
to see if a Jessie and James are indeed a part of Team Rocket." He 
hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket. Shortly thereafter,
a helicopter and personnel truck arrive. The helicopter drops several 
cables which workers from the truck connect to the Salon Rocket 
building. Once finished, the workers all get back in the truck and 
drive off. A limo shows up right as the truck leaves, and a female 
wearing a Team Rocket uniform steps out and walks over to Exo and 
Saber. She hands Exo some papers. Female Rocket:"Here is the report 
you wanted sir." He nods, takes the papers and then looks over them. 
Exo:"It appears that you are members of Team Rocket after all. Our 
apologies. You may continue with your mission." He hands the papers 
back to the female who takes them back to the limo. Jessie:"What about
Salon Rocket?" James:"Yea, don't we at least get our money back?" Exo 
shakes his head. Exo:"I'm afraid not. You see, it's all being 
confiscated to be used in future operations by Team Rocket." He takes
the cell phone back out and dials a new number. Exo:"Alright, take it 
away." Jessie, James, and Meowth turn and stare in horror as their 
latest scheme is lifted off the ground and flown over the horizon. 
They turn around in time to see Exo and Saber get into the limo and 
drive off. They stare at the spot where the limo was until Jessie 
brakes the silence by hitting James over the head with her fist. 
Jessie:"This is all your fault." James:"My fault? Why's it all my 
fault?" Jessie:"I don't know, it just is." Meowth:"Will you to cut it 
out? We have more important things to think about. Like what we're 
going to do now." James:"It's obvious we're not going to get anything 
done here." Jessie:"Let's try a different state. Maybe our luck will 
be better." James and Meowth:"Right." With that, they walk off down 
the street into the sunset, heading off to the next state, and next
scheme.
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