Existential and Loving (?) It

"Do what you will, this life's a Fiction,
"And full of Contradiction."
--William Blake

Like the proverbial ant crawling on a Mobius Strip. Going nowhere, but never exactly retracing a step. A flock of self-important specks crowded on a dot floating in a blackness we've yet to measure the size of.

I find it difficult to sympathize with most people today. Perhaps it's a result of my desensitized upbringing, babysat as I was after school by the A-team and G.I. Joe. Perhaps I was kicked out of the sandbox one time too many. But regardless of my haphazard rearing, whenever I overhear someone complaining about how they paid too much for their Land Rover or how their girl/boyfriend of two weeks (or five minutes in a phone booth) has decided to jump ship for a greener pasture, I cannot help but feel a raging desire to crack them over the head with the espresso mug they've been dribbling into. A strange attitude coming from a Scorpio I realize, obsessive and perfectionistic as we tend to be. Nor do I consider myself some Birkenstock-wearing earth-biscuit whining emptily about how the world needs to look at the big picture and hold hands around a campfire, toasting marshmellows and humming Phish songs. But when a poor woman comes into my shop and offers me oral sex in exchange for a few donuts simply because she hasn't eaten yet that day, my typical knee-jerk reaction is to wonder why the hell I (or anyone for that matter) bother to live ensconced on a planet of mad and desperate people, knowing full well that I will eventually become one of them, that is if I haven't already...for who is to say that I am or am not mad?

We all have days when the sheer ennui of existence soaks in, leaving us with those pesky imponderables Man so loves to play with, like "why are we here? what is our purpose in life? why the hell did I get that flare 'do back in the late '70's, even though my friends swore it was cool?" Answers have been inundating us since the first nimrod pushed off some goofy theology in an attempt to impress chicks. Everything from at least somewhat reasonable theologies to completely lunatic theologies to the lack thereof; all of them wrong or at least incomplete to be more specific, because no one dominates and truth has a nasty habit of asserting itself like a cheap mint-green leisure suit. People sell salvation in the Wednesday dollar ads, yet they aren't sleeping any easier than we; just richer. I've never been one to deny the possibility of an external Being; far from it. But stuck between the mad futlity of a daily search for personal truth and Jan Crouch's hair pleading daily for my money, it surprises me less and less that whatever Being hovers in the spiritual ether seems to have moved on.

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