'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a creature is stirring,
well, maybe a mouse.

As Scully slept, all snug in her bed,
Mulder surfed the 'Net for a picture of a gorgeous red-head.
Then what to his wondering eyes should appear,
but his beautiful partner, dressed in something very sheer.

Though tired he was,
thoughts of sleep left in a flash,
for he suddenly got a good peek at Santa's secret stash.

It was not a bag full of Christmas cheer,
but a clearer vision of Scully in something sheer.
His interest in the computer now gone,
he became fasinated in something other than a screen con.

Mulder picked Scully up
and threw her upon the bed,
he quickly pulled down his pants
and asked for a little head.

She looked at him, thinking hard
she says okay and starts sucking
and withing 25 minutes they were both breathing hard
and fucking!

Two hours later in the bed
they both did lay
Scully looked at Mulder and
laughed and did say
"Mulder this is wierd, I always thought you were gay."

Mulder blushed big in bright red
He sighed deeply and laid back in bed.
Scully smiled and rolled over and said
"That's what you get for messing with a red head."

A month later, Scully and Mulder were hitched
and they lived happily ever after . . .
well, until with a twitch,
Mulder found his sister- that alien screwing bitch.

The End! Merry Christmas! ;-)