Secrets of the Man

Behind the Mask

Imposter's Stats:

Sex...Male (DUH!)

Age Range...20-50

Height...6'0"

Weight...165 lbs.

Hair...Brown

Eyes...Blue w/Gold Flakes

(that's what the eye lady told him anyway)

Occupation...Not Gonna Tell Ya!!

Hobbies...Hanging out, Being different (being myself, actually), Writing Music and Poetry, Contemplating life over a good cup of cappuccino

Admired Person...Elton John

(Imposter admires Elton's basic philosophy: I am who I am & if you don't like it, SCREW YOU! And no, Imposter is not gay...he is not homophobic either, he just thinks GUYS are NASTY!)

Favorite Movie...Lots! But one cool one is Arsenic and Old Lace

Favorite TV Show...Are You Being Served?

Who Imposter's friends say he looks like:

Harrison Ford

Steve Wariner (some country singer guy)

David Duchovny

Who Imposter definitely IS NOT...

Anyone on America's Most Wanted

Some computer geek that has no friends in real life

A witness protection program person

Your mother

Well, those are all the clues you get for now. Remember, anyone who discovers Imposter's true identity and figures out the secret of his name will receive 500 highly-coveted Imposter Points, redeemable for various worthless trinkets & stuff. E-mail your guesses to Imposter himself. If you'd like, you can also e-mail him with more questions about himself. He may or may not answer them, but it's worth a try.

For other ways to earn Imposter Points, E-mail Imposter and tell him how many you would like and why you deserve them.

(And no fair if you already know who he is!!)