Reno: Hey all! Glad you could stop by. As you can see, Jen isn't here. She's on vacation in Montana and we get free reign of her page. Which means....PARTY TIME!
Sephiroth: *suddenly materializes* I got the party hats!
All turn to look at Seph, who is wearing a cute little party hat with dancing clowns on it.
Reno: *bursts out laughing* What the hell is that thing? This isn't a two year olds birthday party!
At first, Seph looks hurt and starts to head for his couch. Then thinking twice, he realizes he is the mighty Sephiroth and doesn't have to take that from Reno. He whips out the Masamune and puts the tip of it near Reno's throat.
Rufus: As much as I'd love to have you kill him, Seph, I don't think you should do it. The party hats are great, give us all one to wear.
Elena: I don't know...
Rufus gives Elena a look of warning and hands her a hat.
Rude: *puts a hat on and looks around* These are great...
Reno: *laughing so hard he thinks his sides will split* Great Rude! The hat goes perfect with your baldness!
Rude takes a menacing step forward only to be stopped by Tseng.
Tseng: I think we need to stop bickering and party. Jen's going to be back soon.
Rufus: Tseng's right. Now, for some music.
Rufus rumages through Jen's Cds and comes up with AC/DC. He puts the disc in and turns it up loud.
Reno: All right! Let's rock!
The lively group dances around drinking, eating, and generally creating great chaos throught Jen's page. At one point, Reno bumps into Rude and Rude tosses him aside, smashing the only coffee table with his body. Elena thinks that's pretty funny, so she pushes Reno back down when he tries to get up. Reno kicks her hard in the shin and she tumbles down on top of him. Tseng, seeing this, pulls Elena off of Reno and punches Reno in the face. Elena stares at him opened mouthed, unable to believe Tseng has just done that. Tseng shrugs and goes back to dancing. Seph, meanwhile, gets up on his couch and dazzles everyone with grooving abilities. Rufus, who has also donned a party hat and too much liquor, gets up on the couch with Seph and dances away. Abruptly, the music stops and everyone turns to see who did it.
Athena: What in the world are you guys doing? I can hear you clear over at my page!
The group looks at each other sheepishly, and does the typical cartoon look of innocence.
Jen: I'm...back....what in the world!?
Jen drops all her bags and stares around the room in disbelief. There is food everywhere and just about every piece of furniture is either destroyed or covered in confetti.
Rufus grows uneasy and reaches for his shotgun, only to find it's not there.
Jen: *points Rufus' missing shotgun at everyone* I can't believe you all! I leave you alone for one week and you total my page!
Reno: *never one for tact* Well, look on the bright side, it's cleanable.
Jen turns to Reno, a wild look in her eye. Reno realizes he has made a mistake and tries to run. Jen points Rufus' shotgun at him and fires. The bullets narrowly miss hitting his backside.
Athena: Uh, Jen? You'd better give me that before you hurt someone.
Jen: *Jen reluctantly relinquishes Rufus' shotgun* That's the whole point!
Athena: *picking up some of Jen's bags* Come on. While these bumbling idiots clean up your page, we'll go plot evil things to do to them.
Jen: Sounds good.
Athena: Geez, Jen. What's in these things?
Jen: *as they are leaving* Oh, you know, just the usual...
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As you know, Athena is *the* Athena from to The Edge of Sanity. Get your buns on over there and read her awesome fanfics, plus her "Coffee Breaks" to see what Shinra and AVALANCHE are up to.
