Oh Man... I am so going to hell...
Well... I've got some interesting news. I can now legally perform such things as marrages, funerals, and blessings. And in just a few weeks I'll be indoctrinated as a Saint, and aint that just a kick in the head. Now for those of you who don't know me, I'm essentialy an athiast, which makes this all the more interesting for me to now be a Reverand. You see, while I was up late a short while back and surfing the web I happened across a site called the Universal Life Church, who will ordain almost anyone who wants to join, and it's all legal believe it or not.
So I went and got myself ordained and the entire process was over in just a couple of minutes, and now I'm a holy man (kind of). I can use this for all the little perks of tax breaks and all that or I can do the more moral thing and not abuse my power.
Ahhh power.... the sweet, sweet taste of power...
Oh, uh... where was I... oh well anyway should you want to join this little (not really little is has quite a few members) just follow my link to it. All that I ask is if you join, just send me an email telling my your name and email address. No it's not for any perverted or sick reasons (unless requested by you, and then probably still not) it's so that I can keep track of how many people join because of info from me. You get little perks from having people join, so I will be getting a little extra, but it's not like you can't get it also by telling others. But if nothing else it's interesting, just being a religious figure.
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Email: vmathiasv@hotmail.com
