Things Malkavians Are Most Likely to Quote

The Black Beast of Auugggh! (Find other Monty Python pictures from a link on my link page.)

Movies

• It's the Ever Lasting Gobstopper. You can suck it and suck it, but it won't ever get any smaller. (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
• Just a flesh wound. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
• You are like a red, red rose. And I feel... a little throny. (The Mask)
• I never forget a pussy... cat. (Austin Powers)
• The secret's in the sauce. (Fried Green Tomatoes)
• Listen... do you smell that? (Ghostbusters)

Everything Else

• I love you Mr. Peepers! (SNL)
• Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door. (Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey- SNL)