Famous Last Words

-I'll get a world record for this.
-It's fireproof.
-He's probably just hibernating.
-What does this button do?
-I'm making a citizen's arrest.
-So, you're a cannibal.
-It's probably just a rash.
-Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
-Are you sure the power is off?
-The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
-What duck?
-What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
-Pull the pin and count to what?
-Which wire was I supposed to cut?
-I wonder where the mother bear is.
-I've seen this done on TV.
-These are the good kind of mushrooms.
-I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
-You look just like Charles Manson.
-Let it down slowly.
-Rat poison only kills rats.
-I sure they speak English.
-OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
-I'll get your toast out.
-It's strong enough for both of us.
-This doesn't taste right.
-I can make this light before it changes.
-Nice doggie.
-I can do that with my eyes closed.
-I've done this before.
-Well we've made it this far.
-That's odd.
-I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
-OK this is the last time.
-Don't be so superstitious.
-Now watch this....

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