1.after discovering that the extension cord for the Christmas lights is tangled.
2.after Bart pulls the fake beard off of his Santa suit.
3.when he bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's workshop.
4.when bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
5.while the kids are misbehaving at the company picnic.
6.after a ball hits him in the back of the head.
7.upon discovering that he has crushed the flowers around his own house.
8.in response to Marge's suggestion that the family move to a larger community, after Homer identifies them as the worst family in town.
9.after Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him.
10.as he is pleted with water balloons. (twice)
11.when, after looking all over the house for his keys, he discovers that they are in the door.
12.while getting beat up by Bart in a boxing video game.
13.during a nightmare in which Bart beats him up.
14.after his own echo tells him to shut up.
15.when, after lamenting Bart's death, he finds out that his son is alive.
16.after tasting a mouthful of bee-laden honey.
17.as he watches a football game before going to church.
18.when a player fumbles.
19.when he finds out that Patty and Selma are joining the family for dinner.
20.when his lottery numbers are not picked.
21.when he discovers that the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's.
22.after he falls and is unable to get back up.
23.after Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over.
24.after a videotape depicting him as a coward is shown in court.
25.when Bart's vision returns and he asks for a TV in his room.
26.when he realizes that he's out of tartar sauce.
27.after Carl calls him 'chrome dome.'
28.after Smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes.
29.when Marge tells him her plans for the evening.
30.when Marge says he can't 'wave his fanny' in public while sitting next to Mr. Burns.
31.when he falls into the dugout.
32.when he realizes that he's out of Duff.
33.as his golf ball bounces out of the park.
34.when Bart names his putter, 'Mr. Putter.'
35.when Flanders sees Bart meditating with is putter. when Homer's 'fraid not infinity' is beat by Flanders's 'fraid not infinity plus one.'
36.when he realizes that Flanders is not humiliated by having to wear his wife's best dress.
37.when he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the door.
38.after Patty and Selma comment that even a caveman could start a fire, as he struggles to light the logs in the fireplace.
39.as Lisa plays her saxophone loudly.
40.after Skinner announces that the recital he is attending is the first in a series.
41.after Bart makes an insincere promise.
42.when he is told that his meatloaf will take eight seconds to cook.
43.after all the channels broadcast the story about how he got stuck in the waterslide.
44.upon viewing Marge's nude painting of Mr. Burns.
45.doh-eth when homer goes to build a pool and he is told by the Amish farmer "that is a fine barn, english, but it ain't no pool!
46.when Homer's 'fraid not infinity' is beat by Flanders's 'fraid not infinity plus one.'
