(May 2nd) "Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one’s ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?... Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn’t like that at all."--Delirium

(April 30th)"It's too bad about the unicorns...it would have been nice to have unicorns."--Guildenstern, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"

(April 7th) "People look ugly when you're alone."--The Doors, "People are Strange"

(April 6th)"My head is saying, fool forget him. My heart is saying, don't let go..."-Sandy ("Grease"), "Hopelessly Devoted to You"

(April 2nd)"I'm here but i'm really gone."--Alanis Morisette, "Hand in My Pocket"

(March 25th) "Trusting to luck, that's only for fools. I play in a game, where I make the rules. And rule number one, from here to end, is I am my own best friend...Three musketeers that never say die, are standing here this minute. Me, myself, and I. If life is a school, i'll pass every test. If life is a game, i'll play it the best. 'Cause I won't give in and i'll never bend. And I am my own best friend."--Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly ("Chicago"), "My Own Best Friend"

(February 27th) "I hate the world today..."--Meredith Brooks, "Bitch"

(February 18th) "He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He's ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life he rests in peace!...His metabolic process are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleeding choir invisible! He's fuckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"--John Cleese (Monty Python), "The Pet Shop (Dead Parrot Version)"

(February 5th) "So i'm standin' in the kitchen, i'm carvin' up chicken for dinner minding my own business. And in comes my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage- "you've been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwin' the milkman!"...And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife TEN times!"-June, "Chicago" ("Cell Block Tango")

(January 22nd) "I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody, than a real nobody."--Matt Damon, "The Talented Mr. Ripley"

(January 2nd) "You're not evil enough. You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough."--Dr. Evil, "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"

(December 24th) "...And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations, they're quite aware of what they're going through."--David Bowie

(December 15th) "A rich man is one who's children run to his arms when he has nothing."--Anonymous

(December 12th) "Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place."--John Bender, "The Breakfast Club"

(December 5th) "What you feel is what you are, and what you are is beautiful."-Goo Goo Dolls, "Slide"

(November 24th) "They're heeerrre."--Carol Anne, "Poltergeist"

(November 20th) "paranoia paranoia, everybody's coming to get me. just say you never met me. i'm going underground with the moles, hear the voices in my head. i swear to god it sounds like they're snoring, but if you're bored then you're boring. the agony and the irony, they're killing me."--Harvey Danger, "Flagpole Sitta"

(November 12th) "I love you."

(November 10th) "And as I foresaw, fate's vengeful eye is fixed...on me."-Cassandra, "The Fall of Troy" (but I got this line from Scream 2 when Neve Campbell was in this play...and yeah...)

(November 6th) "Love me with a childlike love--the way you should love me."--Madama Butterfly/Cio-Cio Sans ("Madama Butterfly")

(November 5th) "I'm past my prime. And i'm losing time. Seventeen last spring, still without a ring..."--Daisy Mae, (Li'l Abner), "Past My Prime"

(October 30th) "*dreaming* No...no I don't believe in fate...No! I won't say it! Okay! Okay I'll say it! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT'S FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT'S FOR ME..."--Dr. Fredrick Frankenstein, "Young Frankenstein"

(October 29th) "Bye bye life! Bye bye happiness! Hello loneliness- I feel like I could die! Bye bye love! Bye bye sweet caress! Hello emptiness- I think I'm gonna die!"-Joe Gideon (played by Roy Schneider), "All That Jazz" (**Yes I know it's also an oldies song but the song from the movie was changed a little**)

(October 21st) "I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything but still I can do something."--Helen Keller

(October 12th) "I'm in a rainbow. And i'm feelin' mighty good. Noises to see and colors that sound. Voices from nowhere and get so profound. Naming of places and colors I just can't define..." -Sweetwater, "In a Rainbow"

(October 10th) "We are the youth, we'll take your fascism away. We are the youth, apologise for another day. We are the youth and politicians are so sure, We are the youth and we are knocking on death's door..."--Silverchair, "Anthem for the Year 2000"

(September 29th) "In order to acheive one's true perspective, everyone should have a dog that worships him, and a cat that ignores them."--?

(September 18th) "The person you are is a thousand times more interesting than the best actor you could ever wish to be."--S.S.

(September 9th) "MAN! I feel like a woman!"--Shania Twain, "Man I Feel Like a Woman"

(September 4th) "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."--Semisonic, "Closing Time"

(September 3rd) "I was a bigger fan of the Big Bopper than Buddy Holly..."Chantilly Lace" that was the song...see, the Big Bopper wasn't supposed to be on the plane with Buddy Holly. He won the seat from somebody else by flipping a coin for it. Imagine all the things that had to occur-not only in his life, but in everyone elses-to arrange it so that on that particular night, the Big Bopper could choose to live or die, depending on a flipping coin. I became so obsessed with the idea that I gradually became capable of seeing the specifics of everyone else's death. I know it sounds crazy but I swear it's true...I was a bigger fan of the Big Bopper than Buddy Holly."--Peter Boyle (as Clyde Bruckman), "The X-Files; Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose" (great scene)

(August 24th) "Right! I had to get up in the morning, at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill and pay millowner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves, singing Hallelujah!"--Eric Idle (Monty Python), "The Four Yorkshiremen"

(August 20th) "Suppose nothing happens to you. Suppose you lived out your whole life and nothing happens you never meet anybody you never become anything and finally you die in one of those New York deaths which nobody notices for two weeks until the smell drifts into the hallway."--Harry Burns (Billy Crystal), "When Harry Met Sally"

(August 12th) "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?...the world may never know."--the Tootsie Pop commercial

(August 8th) "And I know it's only in my mind, that i'm talking to myself and not to him. And although I know that he is blind, still I say, there's a way for us. I love him, but when the night is over, he is gone, the river's just a river. Without him, the world around me changes. The trees are bare, and everywhere the streets are full of strangers. I love him, but every day i'm learning, all my life i've only been pretending. Without me, his world will go on turning, a world that's full of happiness, that I have never known! I love him. I love him. I love him, but only on my own."--Eponine, "On My Own" (Les Miserables)
*sigh* I feel her pain. That's enough to make me cry. *frown* *sigh*

(August 5th) "Progress is the root of...all evil."--General Bullmoose, "Progress is the Root of All Evil" (Li'l Abner)

(August 3rd) "Alright, let me get this straight, okay? You want me to go with you to the graveyard. Because i'm the Chosen One. And because there are vampires?...Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things?...Do you see spots?"--Buffy, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie)"

(August 2nd) "If I'm smart then I'll run away, But I'm not so I guess I'll stay, Haven't you heard I fell in love with a beautiful stranger,I looked into your face, My heart was dancing all over the place..."--Madonna, "Beautiful Stranger" (I decided to take off a comment I had previously placed after this quote when it was on the actual page. But due to something that happened I took it down. *sigh*)

(July 22nd) "I believe in the sand beneath my toes, the beach gives a feeling, an earthly feeling. I believe in the faith that grows. And the four right chords can make me cry. When i'm with you I feel like I could die and that would be alright. All right."--Third Eye Blind, "Semi-Charmed Life"

(July 20th) "I'm the key figure in an on-going government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. So, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shit-storm of all time."--Mulder, "the X-Files Movie"

(July 18th) "What is Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. Oh be some other name. What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet. So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title."--Juliet, "Romeo and Juliet"

(July 15th) "You only see what your eyes want to see, how can life be what you want it to be, you're frozen. When your heart's not open. You're so consumed with how much you get, you waste your time with hate and regret, you're broken. When your heart's not open."--Madonna, "Frozen"

(July 14th) "I hate it when people say Hanson sucks...Hanson does NOT suck. They proved that at the Grammy's they can rock. Face it people, bow down to Hanson. They rock and will be around a lot longer than most." --Stephen Jenkins (Third Eye Blind)

(July 10th) "I got my feet on the ground and I don't go to sleep to dream. You got your head in the clouds and you're not at all what you seem. This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled by your deviant ways. So don't forget what I told you, don't come around, I got my own hell to raise"--Fiona Apple "Sleep To Dream"

(July 8th)"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it."--Atticus Finch, "To Kill a Mockingbird"

(July 6th)"Every man has his daydreams, every man has his goals. People like the way dreams have of sticking to the soul. Thunderclouds have their lightning, nightingales have their song, And don't you see I want my life to be something more than long. Rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly, I've got to be where my spirit can run free. Gotta find my corner, of the sky..."--Pippin, "Corner of the Sky"

(July 1st) "An it harm none, do what ye will."--The Wiccan Rede

(June 27th) "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. You could, cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin' in. And if you do not want to see me again-I will understand."--Third Eye Blind, "Jumper"

(June 24th) "When I'm dreaming, everything is shaded black or white. Whatever happened to the colors? They've been washed away, by the rain inside my life."--The Moffatts, "Raining in My Mind"

(June 23rd) "Oh, and in case I don't see you- Good afternoon, Good evening, and Good-night!"--Jim Carrey (Truman), "The Truman Show"

(June 22nd)"True, I talk of dreams, which are the children of an idle mind."--Mercutio, "Romeo and Juliet"

(June 21st)"There was a time when men were kind/their voices were soft/and their words inviting.....there was a time, it all went wrong."--Fantine "Les Miserables"

(June 20th)"I look to like, if looking liking move. But no more deep will I endart mine eye, than your consent to give strength to make it fly."--Juliet "Romeo and Juliet"

(June 19th)"With schizophrenia, you're never alone." (??)

(June 18th) "Age is only a state of mind"-Bobby "A Chorus Line"

(June 6th) "And what was last night scenic, may seem cynic by today."-The Fantasticks