Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter 

2000 pounds of Chinese soup 

1 millionth mouthwash 

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier 

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling 

1/2 large intestine 

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement 

= Eskimo Pi

= Won Ton

= 1 microscope

= Mach Turtle

= 1 lite year

= 1 semicolon

= 1 bananosecond